Clive Palmer is back to remind us that in politics, megalomania never gets old.
This time, he’s added a dash of Trumpery, complete with “Make Australia Great” billboards littering the nation’s landscape and the charge that reporters make up their own version of the news, particularly about him.
Palmer’s announcement in a Parliament House courtyard that he was establishing a new party – United Australia – didn’t go particularly well, however.
The champion windbag had barely got out of first gear trying to defend himself from a spray by Queensland Labor MP Cathy O’Toole about the plight of former workers at his collapsed company's closed-down nickel works in North Queensland when the Parliament House sprinkler system revolted and set about wetting him from the cuffs of his pants up to his belly.
“Courage is one of the most rarest [sic] commodities in politics,” he’d said. “It is very hard to find it, especially in this place.”
Quite. The sprinklers defeated him.
“We have got to call it quits,” he said, scuttling away across the courtyard in the midst of a second spray. “See you later. Bye.”
He might have saved his dignity if he’d called it quits before he started.
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