The Verdict
Packing your Christmas decorations away? Think twice
In a moment of brilliance, I realised there was a perfect date to take the tree down.
- by Mali Waugh
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You’ve Got Mail wouldn’t be made today. Why? We’re all cowards
We all need to think before we speak and say it with our chest. No takebacks.
- by Lauren Ironmonger
Hear me out: maybe we should have just let Y2K happen?
We had the chance to give computers less control, and instead we gave them more.
- by Robert Moran
Somebody once told me that the best Christmas song is actually by Smash Mouth
Smash Mouth, it’s time to (baggage) claim your Christmas title.
- by Tom W Clarke
I watch a Hallmark movie every night. You should too
I brush my teeth, apply my retinol, and then I receive the greatest Christmas gift of all.
- by Damien Woolnough
Forget books, we should make more movies based on songs
It’s time to adapt classics such as Flame Trees, From Little Things Big Things Grow and Somebody That I Used To Know.
- by Garry Maddox
Good for you, you have a ridiculously massive drink bottle
Is there any reason to carry around 5 per cent of one’s body weight in liquid? No.
- by Mali Waugh
Sorry Paul Mescal, but shorts are for kids and slobs
As far as summer trends go, Paul Mescal’s shorts must die.
- by Robert Moran
You’re all wrong, Joker: Folie a Deux is a masterpiece
Savage reviews consigned the film to the cinematic scrap-heap. What a terrible, terrible loss.
- by Michael Idato
It’s time we were all reminded of what Nickelback really are
Are we having fun yet? We are, thanks to the most over-hated band in history.
- by Tom W. Clarke
How do you say ‘I’m in my mid-30s’ without saying ‘I’m in my mid-30s’? The answer is meal-prep
Mastering the art of cooking for one has taken me many years.
- by Giselle Au-Nhien Nguyen
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