MTV Video Music Awards 2015: live blog

Three things we've learned from this year's awards:

1. Miley loves smoking weed.

2. Miley loves gyrating.

3. Miley loves high-cut leotards.

Thanks for joining me, I'm off to wash my eyes.

FYI, Miley has just announced her new album is now available online, for free.

Too bad the site, mileycyrusandherdeadpetz.com has already crashed.

Now this is the Sunrise performance I would have preferred.

Video of the Year goes to Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar and like, every Victoria's Secret model, for Bad Blood.

"There are two women in the video that I've named cats after," Swifty said.

"A lot has been said about this video but I'm just happy that in 2015 we live in a world where boys can play princesses and girls can play soldiers."

Artist To Watch has been won by FettyWap, beating out Aussie (and Taylor Swift's support act) Vance Joy.

Twenty One Pilots and A$AP Rocky are now performing. There is so much profanity (and selective editing) that the song sounds like it was recorded in Winston Churchill's communications bunker during the raid. 

This guys sums up my experience at Future last year.

To recap:

THE WINNERS SO FAR (West's three hour speech has backed up proceedings):

Best Male Video Award: Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars for Uptown Funk

Best Hip Hop Video: Nicki Minaj for Anaconda

Best Female Video: Taylor Swift for Blank Space

Video with a Social Message: Big Sean, Kanye West and John Legend’s One Man Can Change the World

Video Vanguard Award: Kanye West

It should be noted, old mate Kanye admitted to smoking weed before today's awards show.