NewsBite

Advertisement

Danny Katz is a columnist for The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald. He writes the Modern Guru column in the Good Weekend magazine. He is also the author of the books Spit the Dummy, Dork Geek Jew and the Little Lunch series for kids.

Help! My husband eats his food like a toddler

Help! My husband eats his food like a toddler

Let’s not make a meal of it, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz

Latest

Walked a mate’s dog, but didn’t scoop the poop … Am I still a good friend?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

Walked a mate’s dog, but didn’t scoop the poop … Am I still a good friend?

Ask yourself the age-old philosophical question, suggests the Modern Guru: if a poop falls in an empty park and nobody is around to see it, did it really fall?

  • by Danny Katz
They have a driveway, but park in the street: what to do with road-hog neighbours?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

They have a driveway, but park in the street: what to do with road-hog neighbours?

Try this classic problem-solving technique, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
DMing someone on their birthday: Lovely, or lost flexing opportunity?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

DMing someone on their birthday: Lovely, or lost flexing opportunity?

Go public, says our Modern Guru: in competitive birthday-wishing, you’re out to win, win, win.

  • by Danny Katz
Is it ever acceptable for a guest to do their laundry at your place?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

Is it ever acceptable for a guest to do their laundry at your place?

Let’s not talk dirty, says our Modern Guru: in this case, the distance your friend has travelled is key.

  • by Danny Katz
Tailgating a tailgater: should I follow my instincts?

Tailgating a tailgater: should I follow my instincts?

Let’s cut to the chase, says our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
Advertisement
My son loves our neighbours’ dachshund. Can he offer free doggie daycare?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

My son loves our neighbours’ dachshund. Can he offer free doggie daycare?

The short answer: it’s a win-win situation, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
She wants to roam the planet. He wants to stay put and save it. Which argument flies?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

She wants to roam the planet. He wants to stay put and save it. Which argument flies?

Let her scratch that travel itch, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz
This just sucks: How to deal with a post-hike surprise at a cafe
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

This just sucks: How to deal with a post-hike surprise at a cafe

Our Modern Guru on the correct disposal of slimy companions after a bushwalk.

  • by Danny Katz
Happy 1000th birthday Modern Guru
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

Happy 1000th birthday Modern Guru

To celebrate the milestone, we’ve gathered 10 of our favourite Katz columns from recent years - and spoken with the Guru himself (on video).

  • by Danny Katz
After 42 years of teaching, I’ve grown to dislike people – and just want me-time. OK?
Modern Guru
Good Weekend

After 42 years of teaching, I’ve grown to dislike people – and just want me-time. OK?

You’ve earned the right to dislike humanity for the rest of your life, writes our Modern Guru.

  • by Danny Katz

Original URL: https://www.smh.com.au/by/danny-katz-hve22