Dildo spotted on Dick Ward Drive en route to Fannie Bay

A ROGUE dildo has been spotted on busy Dick Ward Drive en route to Fannie Bay

This wacky willy was spotted on Dick Ward Drive on the way into Fannie Bay. Picture: Steve Tsoukalas

A ROGUE dildo has been spotted on busy Dick Ward Drive on the way into Fannie Bay.

The fake phallus was discovered by Brinkin resident Steve Tsoukalas about 10.30am on Monday as he was innocently driving down the road.

The mock member was spotted on Dick Ward Drive en route to Fannie Bay. Picture: Steve Tsoukalas

“I was in Coconut Grove, near the corner of Old McMillans Rd and Dick Ward Dr,” he said. “My wife and I turned to each other and said: ‘Is that what we think it is?’

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“We did a U-turn and took some photos (of the pretend pecker).”

Mr Tsoukalas said the pseudo schlong was about 8 inches and dark brown in colour.

“It wasn’t small,” he said.

Mr Tsoukalas said the bogus boner might have been trying to hitch its way to Fannie Bay.

“Someone may have dropped it crossing the road,” he said.

“I wasn’t going to touch it, I don’t think that anyone would be brave enough to.”

Mr Tsoukalas said he’d been in Darwin — on and off — for 22 years.

“It would only happen in Darwin,” he said.

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“And it would only happen in Darwin on Dick Ward Dr on the way into Fannie Bay.”