Number 35: Leaky louts strike in wee hours (January 18, 2006)
The NT News’ Most Talked About front pages
AFTER celebrating the fifth anniversary of The NT News' legendary 'Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker' headline this week, we thought we'd dig up some of our other memorable page ones for your viewing pleasure.
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Number 34: Trouser snake on a plane: Handyman fined for obscene act on Virgin (November 18, 2008)
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Number 33: UFO cut off my car (September 11, 2010)
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Number 32: Sawtooth: Cranky croc steals man’s chainsaw (April 29, 2006)
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Number 31: THE POOGITIVE: Rebels bikie flees cops, lands face first in pile of manure ... PLUS (bonus): BATTLE OF THE TITANS: Croc vs shark in battle to the death (September 20, 2013)
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Number 30: He left a dump instead of a tip (September 10, 2014)
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Number 29: Topless heroine puts out hotel fire (May 11, 2010)
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Number 28: Sexy granny drought (August 17, 2010)
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Number 27: Surf’s up, nude (April 14, 2013)
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Number 26: SSSSEEN IT! Deadly snake on loose for a week in cinema (April 24, 2008)
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Number 25: HOOKER, LINE and STINKER; This front was unique. It makes our list because the headline refers to three separate stories, one about a sex worker, the second about the Ghan railway line and the third about poo closing a beach. (June 10, 2010)
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Number 24: Our dog ate my G-string (September 30, 2010)
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Number 23: SALTIE FOOD IN THE NUDE: No tops, no jocks, mind the crocs! (June 17, 2009)
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Number 22. Man arrested after cops spot suspiciously small package in his undies (July 2, 2011)
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Number 21; What a croc head (July 22, 2010)
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Number 20: UFOs invade NT town(June 27, 2008)
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Number 19: SHAGGIN’ WAGON: Following drivers watch couple bonking in police van (October 2, 2009)
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Number 18. DUD ROUTE: Is this the nation’s worst bus terminal? (January 31, 2014)
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Number 17. CROCODILE UNDIE:: Commando croc hunter catches saltie with jocks (November 15, 2007)
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Number 16. They stole my dog while I was on the bog (December 5, 2013)
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Number 15: FUR DINKUM: It’s a talking cat (August 29, 2009)
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Number 14. HORNY ROO STALKS NT WOMEN (May 14, 2010)
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Number 13: DOGS OF PHWOAARR! (March 27, 2012)
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Number 12: YES, IT’S REAL: Brutus (July 12, 2011)
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Number 11: CRASH VICTIM tells: I did not have sexual relations with that driver (October 10, 2009)
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Number 10: WATERGAPE: Tops off, tools down (June 19, 2009)
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Number 9: Crocs feast on dumb southern cows (February 9, 2006)
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Number 8: Catnappers shaved my pussy (March 18, 2013)
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Number 7: G’day Bait (March 9, 2008)
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Number 6: Horny Ghost Haunts House (September 30, 2010)
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Number 5: Eyeful Tower (September 29, 2011)
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Number 4: Dog killed by Yowie (April 21, 2009)
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Number 3: Is this bloke a complete tosser? (July 31, 2008)
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Number 2: Best man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo (February 12, 2011)
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Number 1: Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker (July 12, 2012)