1/46Well, it’s self-explanatory. We’ll give it that. Kyle Christie’s shit tatt submission.
Picture gallery: The Territory’s shittest tatts
LIVING in the Territory there is a pretty high chance you’ve got a tattoo, have a friend with a tattoo or are dating a tattoo enthusiast. And if you do, have or are, there’s an even higher chance it’s a shit one. CHECK OUT our pic gallery
2/46Two of every Territorian’s favourite things: Andrew Illingworth
3/46There’s a lot going on here. And it’s all shit. Sam Dobson’s submission.
4/46What happens in Thailand, comes home from Thailand: Brendan Hale
5/46A mate got put in the dog house for a night or two, so we took him in for the few nights... over a few drinks we decided it was a great idea to get the tattoo machine out ... and I woke up with this: Antho Erhart
6/46Drunken barracuda ... self tattoo job: Cameron smyth
7/46Lindsay Wright with his first ever tattoo. Picture: Andrew Kingsford
8/4610/05/2006 - Was a day drinking session with a mate and a tattoo gun, it hurt a bit and it never washed off. Picture: Kevin kaliebe
9/46A tattoo of pelican named Tom doing a crap, complete with a turtle and gekko.This happened at home after a big night... regretfully: Ben Erwin
10/46100 per cent worst tatt owner here. Lost a bet in Bali. Mate chose a tattoo. Didn’t know what it was till it was getting tattooed. It’s a VB can with a mullet with my mates initials on it and the words ‘What’s a girth’ on the side. Maisie Ashley
11/46My kids call my tattoo the “Swiss Cheese Dragon”. It’s supposed to be like Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Terminator”!! Chris (Junior) Davies
12/46An ibis plus a bin on my ankles ... geddit?? Kalais Minnis
13/46One life, one choice. Don’t tattoo yourself when you’re drunk:Tony Simpson
14/46Drunk smile face tatto as a lost bet: Benjamin Cations
15/46Home tattoo job on Daniel Gianoncelli’s foot as he was made in Katherine. Picture: Shae abela
16/46Hairy Cherry. A home done tattoo from a friend’s ex-boyfriend (terrible job by the way). It was supposed to be a wave going into the sun but my mother thinks it looks like a hairy cherry. LMAO hahaha: Talisha-lee Wright
17/46My shit tattoo submission of Speedy Croc: Mitch Payne
18/46Unfinished, poorly done panther tatt on my leg: David Gardiner
19/46What is it? A taco, of course. Post Bass in the Grass 2016: Chris Keath
20/46The stamp that never rubs off. Monnies for 1? Telina Dyer
21/46My mushrooms tatt that some girls say looks like a dodgy willy
22/46Half way through a round the world trip (only got as far as Australia in the end)! A hostel guest had their own tattoo kit. So I got a tattoo to represent my travels. Is it birth mark? Is it a dodgy mole? No, its the World at my Feet! Maxine Warby
23/46My missus did it! Liam Dark
24/46It’s a car hitting Fridgy McFridge Face, a fridge with arms and legs, of course: Anonymous
25/46Upside down, back to front. Was at a mates house, we sunk a few cold ones Tthe night was getting good. And then he pulls his tattoo gun out and say who’s up for a tattoo? I wasnt keen on him tattooing me but of course I thought I could tattoo myself. So I pulled out the laptop, got a few images on the screen and just started tattooing on my leg. When I woke up the next morning I felt a pain on my leg. Looked down and there you have it. Batman tattoo upside down and back to front but also backwards like it is in a mirror, so the letters are the wrong way too. I thought I did a wicked job. But the beer googles got the best of me. Will never cover it up as it is a good story to tell whenever anybody see it. Jason Goodwin
26/46My two favourite things in Australia, bin chickens and ice cold cans of VB: Audrey Macleod
27/46The Bundy Bear I tattooed myself . Zac Philp
28/46This is my photo entry for the worst tattoo: Ahlia Hall
29/46Here’s my submission for the Territory’s shittest tatt: Isaac Mylan
30/46It’s a stick figure that jumps on a trampoline when I close my hand. I tattooed it myself! Zac Philp
31/46My really bad Bali mushroom tattoo: Naomi Ladlow
32/46Hey ... I’m Vegan! and a Maxibon biscuit: Mike Oxlong
33/46Do you have a foot fetish? Josh Roach
34/46Home is where I stand. Samual Johnston
35/46My mate Kevin Bucher got this tattoo on his chest. It’s the Landmark Gateway logo for those who don’t know, He spends every Friday night there and loved the pub so he thought he’d get it tattooed on him. He now also works there. Now that’s dedication!
36/46Captain Morgan’s for life, haha. Telina Dyer
37/46So Territory! Do I look like I give a f***: Nick Smith
38/46My shit tattoo submission of Russell Crow. Geddit? Mitch Payne
39/46My original tatt of my ex’s name now complete with ‘Void’ stamp
40/46The very best shit tattoo: Mike Oxlong
41/46This was meant to be an eye suggesting ‘eyes at the back of my head’. But it looks more like a speck of dirt according to my disappointed parents: Ophelia Mathers
42/46Just me and my cringeworthy tatt. Anthony Gauci
43/4605/10/2019 - Caption as above... “Rapid Caf” Picture: Katie Hicks
44/46Yeah The Boys! Hayden Phipps
45/46When I was 15, I got my girlfriend’s name tattooed on my arm! She finished with me 2 weeks later. I’ve since covered it up .... hence the shit tattoo:Jason Wilson
46/46Our Lady of chubbylupe (Guadalupe): Arvind Astadan
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