Operation Jade Helm starts with a bang: But no sign of the WalMart detention centres — yet
SPECIAL forces troops are on the march in Texas. The sound of gunfire is echoing in town streets. Conspiracy theorists fear the worst. But are they right?
DEPENDING who you ask in Texas, the second American Civil War is playing out.
Special forces troops are flooding in to occupy Texas towns and the local national guard has been mobilised. The sound of gunfire is echoing in the distance.
It’s all for a military training exercise called Jade Helm. But in that uniquely American way, conspiracy theorists believe the worst: That their towns are being invaded by the Obama administration, under the guise of Defence training.
Indeed, many of the local residents of frontline Texas town of Bastrop appear to actually be having fun.
But ever since the Jade Helm 2015 military exercise was announced last year, United States conspiracy theorists have had their imaginations in overdrive.
PRESS RELEASE: Army Special Operations training exercise to begin http://t.co/WI3QY9IFa8
â USASOC (@USASOCNews) July 14, 2015
Operation #JadeHelm15 Gets Underway in Texas http://t.co/oZCha2XEKu Hereâs where: pic.twitter.com/BAEIkmoPQr
â Emily Ramshaw (@eramshaw) July 15, 2015
The army exercise is a front, they say: President Barack Obama is secretly mobilising 1200 Special Operations Command and foreign troops to seize control of Texas, New Mexico and parts of California.
You’d better watch out: Dissenters are to be rounded up and held in tunnels under WalMart shopping centres being converted into detention centres. They want your guns. They want your freedom.
Our worst fears about Jade Helm are beginning to be realized. Back in March of 2015, many of us in the... http://t.co/mVbQmqoncP
â Joseph F Barber (@toptradesmen) July 16, 2015
Mainstream Media Caught Lying About #JadeHelm15 Critics http://t.co/sePn2FqtKf #tcot #ccot pic.twitter.com/eTtG0XpmJk
â infowars (@infowars) July 16, 2015
But could their worst fears really be coming true? Not quite.
The feds and foreigners have moved in. They’re just inconveniently sticking to their previously clearly defined training grounds. Not a single WalMart has been turned into a detention centre, as doomsdayers predicted.
About this whole #JadeHelm thing... #FloridaMan now laughs at Texas http://t.co/vQunXcKAzs pic.twitter.com/xRGJtSs4xD
â Matt Stephenson (@packmatt73) May 6, 2015
Exercise Jade Helm, which began last week, was always intended to give US special forces and a few representatives of its allies the chance to practise and test new techniques relating to controlling hostile territory.
It’s something the US has been doing a lot of lately: Just look at Afghanistan and Iraq.
But the governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, wasn’t so sure.
To be on the safe side, he mobilised his National Guard to keep a wary eye over the federal and foreign troops. Just in case.
The National Guard will guarantee, he said, that “safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed.”
@Ntropi1 @justdevin I just fought one. His face fell of and it was a reptilian homosexual who tried to take my guns!! #OMGJadeHelm
â Jason The X (@JasonTheX) July 15, 2015
And don’t forget, the Federal troops will be practising on private land surrounding World War II vintage army Camp Swift — now belonging to the Texas National Guard.
As for the residents of the areas supposedly under Martial Law?
They’re having a good laugh.
Some are walking about wearing aluminium foil caps to protect themselves from mind-altering rays. Most are happy to sit and listen to the gunfire in the distance. There’s not much at all to see.
“I just think it’s a bunch of hooey. All it takes is one person to get on the internet and say something,” retiree Bud Sinclair told the Texas Tribune.
But one brave tweeter has begun to document life under military rule — tongue-in cheek.
âBoss: Iâve been redacted by Jade Helm agents, and canât make it in to work. Donât send help. Iâll fight for my freedom.â #yolo
â Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015
“Boss: I’ve been redacted by Jade Helm agents, and can’t make it in to work. Don’t send help. I’ll fight for my freedom.” Devin Pike tweeted. “These guys are serious. One of my captors is about to spill the whole plan. #OMGJadeHelm”
@justdevin I'm getting a team ready to attempt a rescue of you. In retrospect I shouldn't have tweeted this. #nothingtoseehere #OMGJadeHelm
â Jason The X (@JasonTheX) July 15, 2015
Others remain wary: Stocking up on emergency supplies and ammo — just in case. After all, it could still happen: The exercise is scheduled to run from July 15 through to September 15.
Local watchdog groups are also keeping track on military movements and activities, keeping a bald-eagle eye open for any hint of things turning real.
One such group is Operation Counter Jade Helm — a group of volunteers operating together like a “Neighbourhood Watch” scheme.
My captors are taking me to an Internment Center. Itâs an abandoned Walmart. Could be worse: could be a real Walmart. #OMGJadeHelm
â Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015
Director Eric Johnston told the Dallas Sun Times: “All of the areas that have been chosen for Operation Jade Helm are public areas, and that has led to some concern … We are the minutemen who will step up to the line and say ‘I don’t think so we want to see what you are doing’ “.
@justdevin A guy wearing a Kaiser Helmet just taught employees the new Walmart dance cheer - now with heel clicks. #DasBoot #OMGJadeHelm
â Bill Genzoli (@bgenzoli) July 17, 2015
Other Bastrop residents scoff at the idea that Obama is attempting to seize control. It’s the UN.
“I’m anti-Obama, but I don’t think they are coming to take our guns away,” one Bastrop resident said. “I’m a whole lot more worried about the UN coming in and taking over the Alamo than I am about the federal government coming in and taking my guns away.”