Llama drama unfolds in America. Was it because of bad karma or should we just blame Obama?

AMERICA has come to a standstill with two extremely unusual escapees breaking baa-a-a-a-a-d on the streets of Arizona. Here’s what just happened...

WE interrupt your otherwise uneventful morning and shake you out of your pyjamas to bring you terrifying and disturbing news of an unfolding llama drama in the United States.

Two of the South American camelids have escaped from Arizona’s Wildlife World Zoo and made a llamaline for nowhere in particular.

Hmmm, I’m sure I parked my llamborghini here somewhere..

America is this morning glued to televisions in scenes reminiscent of the O.J. Simpson chase.

A llama chase has brought an entire office to a standstill pic.twitter.com/YbmlSlGCvj

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) February 26, 2015

It is not at this point clear whether the incident was caused by bad karma or Barack Obama (Americans tend to blame almost everything on him), but as the drama unfolded, an expert told Fox News “you don’t want to be kicked by one or headbutted by one. This is a very large animal and it can cause serious damage to your vehicle.”

I hereby charge you with a spit ‘n’ run.

A reporter then posed possibly the dumbest question ever in the history of llama news or any other type of story, when she asked: “Llamas on the loose, is this a common occurrence?”

The llama expert didn’t respond the following way, but definitely should have:

“Well, maybe in the Peruvian Andes it is a common occurrence. Perhaps in the environs of Machu Picchu or Lake Titicaca it’s an everyday, don’t-even-look-up-from-your-weeties kind of thing. But in Arizona, it’s a bit unusual, y’know?”

You have the right to remain cute and adorable.

Anyway, both llamas appear to have been rounded up now, so it’s all over. Apparently you capture a llama with a llaso or something. See what we did there?

#BREAKING: LLAMA WATCH is OVER. Both llamas captured now. http://t.co/wsQoRGGcfI pic.twitter.com/X3c0V3xBnW

— ABC15 Arizona (@abc15) February 26, 2015

Meanwhile, Amercia’s amateur comedians all came out to play.

#BREAKING: Turns out the black llama was shot 78 times by police. Authorities say they felt intimidated. pic.twitter.com/TAXU6IR3F2 #llamas

— Anonymous (@occupythemob) February 26, 2015

We’re just glad the two furry guys came to no harma and that no one turned them into llama parma.