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‘It’s not going to be Malcolm crying over this spilt milk’

ATTENTION all dessert lovers — your gelati just got political. A new flavour’s been created in honour of your new Prime Minister. We’re not kidding.

Gelato Messina’s new #libspill flavour
Gelato Messina’s new #libspill flavour

GELATO Messina has a heck of a reputation for its wacky and ridiculously delicious flavours.

From ‘Steve Jobs’ (caramelised white chocolate and macadamia) to ‘Cookie Monster Crack’ (choc chip peanut butter with cookie dough) to that weird giant mushroom thing you’ve eyed from afar but probably never bought, these guys have sure found creative ways to keep our tastebuds entertained.

But their latest invention is next level sassy genius.

Presenting ... the #libspill flavour!

Called ‘Malcolm’s malted milk’, the delicious dessert is made up of malted white chocolate gelato with peanut, banana and choc cream cheese pie.

The caption reads ‘It’s not going to be Malcom (sic) who’s crying over this spilt milk’, delivering a burn no amount of ice-cold gelato will be able to extinguish.

The gelato chain/reigning dessert Gods announced their brilliant invention earlier this afternoon, and whether you love or hate your new Prime Minister, the creation will allow you to either celebrate the change, or eat away your sorrows.

But this now begs the question: why stop with just Messina? With five prime ministers in the past five years, marketing managers across the world could freely use the state of Australian politics as their personal playground.

‘Coke zero confidence’? The Maccas ‘Big Malc burger’ ... with Secret Sources? ‘Peroni Abbott’, the delicious new onion-flavoured beer?

The possibilities are ENDLESS, people.

Original URL: https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/its-not-going-to-be-malcolm-crying-over-this-spilt-milk/news-story/160560f21972d242289a6646f4f97e51