Hilarious weather map predicts obscenely shaped blizzard: ‘Is this storm named Viagra?’

The US is set to be hit by a huge winter storm over the coming days, but one weather forecast has led Americans to think of something else entirely.

Americans are losing it over a very suggestive map of a fierce incoming winter storm.

A forecast depicting a massive winter weather event across the US has internet users thinking the same thing — that it’s shaping up to be a hard winter, reports the New York Post.

According to the experts at meteorology website AccuWeather, a bomb cyclone will spread snow and ice along a 2500 km long swath of the US from the Midwest’s plains to the Atlantic coast, including New York City, from this weekend to early next week.

It could be the first major snowstorm for the central and eastern US potentially impeding travel during the final days of the holiday break.

Widespread travel problems will unfold and bitterly cold air will follow in many areas. https://t.co/p6g1cZyazepic.twitter.com/HDLVLBMatf

— AccuWeather (@accuweather) January 2, 2025

Despite the dire warning, most viewers couldn’t help but notice that the viral meaty-orological model resembled a giant pink phallus splashed across America.

“Looks like a large portion of the country is really getting the shaft,” quipped one wit on X.

“Is this storm named Viagra?” joked another. They also shared a meme of the map with the caption, “If your storm lasts longer than four hours, call a physician”.

“If that’s the size when it’s cold I’d hate to see what warm weather brings,” said another jokester.

“The East Coast is gonna get pounded,” wrote one X user.

Americans were left snickering on social media. Picture: AccuWeather/X.

According to the AccuWeather report, 8 to15 cm or more of snow will hit a region spanning 160km from western Nebraska to West Virginia.

Meanwhile, heavy snow — 15 to 30 cm or more — will pummel an area extending from northern Kansas and southeastern Nebraska to southern Ohio.

A maximum of 76 cm will fall somewhere from north eastern Kansas to northern Missouri to west-central Illinois.

Unfortunately for Big Apple snow lovers, the New York City metro area will likely receive a light doughnut dusting of 2.5 cm on Monday, although areas directly to the south could receive an inch or more.

This isn’t the first time someone has spotted an NSFW weather model.

The BBC elicited excited reactions in 2020 after broadcasting a storm forecast that was a dead ringer for a penis.

This story was published in the New York Post and is reproduced with permission.