Couple documents every single fight they have online

MEET Alan and Claire. They've been dating for eight months. And they fight. A LOT. How do we know that? They air all of their dirty laundry. All of it.

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MEET Alan and Claire. They've been dating for eight months. And they fight. A LOT.

How do we know that? They air all of their dirty laundry.

All of it.

Alan Linic and Claire Meyer document every last squabble - from who doubled booked on who, to grumblings about dinner food - on a joint Twitter account.

We've scrolled through their feed and picked out seven of the best from their @WeFoughtAbout account.

Enjoy.

I thought Claire was using a "tone." She wasn't.

— We Fought About: (@WeFoughtAbout) August 30, 2013

I told Alan that his transitional lenses were a disaster.

— We Fought About: (@WeFoughtAbout) October 1, 2013

Baby carrots.

— We Fought About: (@WeFoughtAbout) September 3, 2013

Alan called my impersonation of Draco Malfoy "real bad".

— We Fought About: (@WeFoughtAbout) September 24, 2013

Alan got jealous of a pear.

— We Fought About: (@WeFoughtAbout) October 27, 2013

Alan spilled water on me while I was trying to sleep.

— We Fought About: (@WeFoughtAbout) November 8, 2013

Claire asked me which Harry Potter character she would be. I said Moaning Myrtle.

— We Fought About: (@WeFoughtAbout) September 17, 2013

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