Shane Warne’s list of favourites on Twitter is all boobs and Toobs.
OH NO. Shane Warne’s activated creep mode. Here is a look into the unique mind of the spin king and it’s a thing of booty.
SHANE Warne is not a complex being.
Cricket’s greatest spin bowler has never been one to shy away from giving an opinion or behaving however he wants to.
So when a colleague at news.com.au popped up to lament the fact her Twitter stack was being hijacked by the Aussie Test great, we didn’t think much of it.
Then we were told about what Warnie’s been up to on social media that’s been flooding people’s Twitter feeds and the plot thickened.
One stroll through Warnie’s list of favourites on Twitter and you get a very clear view into the mind of the great man.
It’s all booty, boobs and Toobs.
Yep, like many single Aussie blokes, Warnie is a big fan of the classic Facebook or Twitter stalk — but unlike most, the 46-year-old Victorian couldn’t care less who sees his nocturnal scrolling.
Here is a glimpse of one day inside Shane Warne’s noggin.
OK, so it actually starts with a questionable favourite about straight men and their thoughts towards bi-sexual women in a tweet posted by Melbourne model Emily Sears.
Some? Lol https://t.co/VgrIyDsXwC
â Emily Sears (@tweetemilysears) October 15, 2015
Just a few minutes earlier, Warnie favourites this tweet and you have to start wondering what’s going through the mind of this sporting genius.
Sometimes there are words to describe perfection. For @LindseyPelas no words do her beauty justice. #WCW pic.twitter.com/ZtAfKRSSda
â MMA Goddess (@MMAGoddess) October 15, 2015
The next favourited is something from Aussie actress and model Nikky Whelan. Then it’s a quick favourite for a tweet by Brooke Evers, an Aussie TV personality and model.
And then it’s back to favouriting tweets from American Playboy model Lindsey Pelas, pictured above.
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â Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) October 15, 2015
Then, just when you think our man’s mind has slipped too far into the gutter, he’s back on the straight and narrow with a favourite of X-Files actor David Duchovny about the series’ return.
Then regular transmission returns with a favourite of this tweet from Russian fashion model Alena Shishkova
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â Alena Shishkova (@AlenaShishkova) October 14, 2015
Former bikini model, now DJ, Laura Lux got a favourite for talking about a dance off.
Then this:
These hips tho ðð pic.twitter.com/CN1qlaIlXL
â Abigail Ratchford (@AbiRatchford) October 14, 2015
Melbourne model Rosanna Faraci earned a favourite next.
Then, just in case you thought Warnie was getting it together, he’s back at it to finish the day with this:
ð¸ð» pic.twitter.com/zjOYwLEp7s
â Abigail Ratchford (@AbiRatchford) October 14, 2015
That was just 24 hours in the mind of the man, the myth, the legend.
Here’s a taste of some other colourful favourites Warnie’s thrown out recently.
So this is a thighbrow? ð pic.twitter.com/xNe8EdxdD4
â Ines Helene (@inihelene) October 13, 2015
More of this gorgeous lady @itsmaddiebitchx always looking beautiful #throwbacktuesday pic.twitter.com/cLtGCCcKWF
â Beauty Admirer (@thedailybeaut) October 13, 2015
#Page3 today shot by @Page3photog ð Back when I had brown hair? ðð» See more at http://t.co/fJgYJWa37X pic.twitter.com/SgRVM2V5WC
â Rhian Sugden (@Rhianmarie) October 13, 2015
Then for some reason this pops up.
The Demise Of Tasty #Toobs, @ShaneWarne has spoken: http://t.co/ZsD32L0icH pic.twitter.com/SwHpylCHEo
â Triple M Melbourne (@TripleMMelb) October 12, 2015
And we end up back where we started.
â Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) October 12, 2015
Maybe someday you'll understand â£ï¸â¥ï¸â ï¸ pic.twitter.com/YocWECJPuB
â Abigail Ratchford (@AbiRatchford) October 12, 2015
A very in-depth analysis from news.com.au concludes 15 of Warnie’s 27 favourites from today were dished out to models.
Perhaps we’re naive, but we’re not aware of many other cricketers with 55.5% of their Twitter favourites heading in the direction of pretty laydeez.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Shane Keith Warne.