10 questions we'd like to ask Lance Armstrong

YOU'RE Oprah, minus the bank balance and book club. What would you ask Lance Armstrong? We pose 10 questions we'd like answered.

YOU'RE Oprah Winfrey.

Firstly, welcome to a sweet bank balance and an endless supply of 'chick lit' novels.

Now you're tasked with the first interview with Lance Armstrong since he lost all his Tour de France titles and was booted from cycling for life for doping.

Here's 10 questions we'd like answered. Properly too, Lance, if you don't mind.

1) Did you do it?

2) No seriously, you did it, didn't you?

3) Were you doped up during the 2000 Sydney Olympics?

Lance Armstrong

4) Do you still consider yourself the winner of those seven Tours de France and other races between 1998 and 2010?

5) Are there any Australians who haven't come clean who you know were involved in doping?

6) How much are they paying you for this interview?

7) Did you use performance-enhancing drugs while competing in the Tour Down Under?

Lance Armstrong

8) Was anyone at the UCI bribed to keep quiet about drug use and positive tests?

9) What do you say to the millions of cancer sufferers who raised you up as a beacon of hope?

10) Show us your 'regretful' face. Is that genuine, or is this just damage control?