Third Ashes Test, Day 1: England’s dire Boxing Day capitulation
England’s horror Ashes tour has continued, with its batting line-up once again capitulating on day one of the Boxing Day Test.
Australia dominated the first day of the Boxing Day Test as yet another England batting collapse left any hope of an unlikely Ashes comeback in tatters.
Captain Pat Cummins won the toss and elected to bowl on a grassy MCG pitch amid humid conditions — and the decision proved a masterstroke.
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He claimed three wickets in the opening session to set the tone as England’s top order failed to fire once again.
Skipper Joe Root looked in great touch as he compiled a half century, but a brain fade undid all his good work when he flashed at a wide ball from Mitchell Starc and was caught behind for 50.
After Root’s dismissal, the Poms’ batting line-up crumbled with Jos Buttler and Ben Stokes throwing away their wickets attempting to play aggresive shots.
Pundits were unimpressed with how England’s middle-order batters gave away their wickets so easily.
“That’s indefensible,” former England paceman Steve Harmison told BT Sport.
“I’m sorry, that’s indefensible. That’s three of our senior players. That’s Joe Root, that’s Ben Stokes and that’s Jos Buttler. All three could have avoided getting out in that session.
“Australia will be walking off thinking, ‘You know what, we bowled some of the best balls in this Test series on this surface by pitching up and what have we done? We’ve not got a wicket. England have given us three thank you very much. We’re going to enjoy our tea time.’ “You can’t defend that, I’m sorry.”
Commentator Geoff Lemon tweeted: “Between them today, Ben Stokes, Jos Buttler and Jonny Bairstow might have offered the worst trio of dismissals I’ve seen in one Test innings.”
Cricket writer Jarrod Kimber added: “For those who wanted England to attack more with the bat, I present you Joe Root’s dangle, Ben Stokes half cut and Jos Buttler’s leg hump.”
The tail offered little resistance and Australian debutant Scott Boland claimed his maiden Test wicket when he trapped Mark Wood lbw.
England was all out for a meagre 185 — the 12th time in 15 Tests this year they have been bowled out for less than 200.
Australia’s openers David Warner and Marcus Harris had to bat for just over an hour and they nearly made it to stumps unbeaten.
But England made a late breakthrough courtesy of veteran quick James Anderson, who had Warner edging a straight ball to Zak Crawley and sending him on his way for 38.
Harris played well and was unbeaten on 20 at the close of play after a delivery from Stokes hit him on the glove and bloodied his hand.
Nightwatchman Nathan Lyon is not out on zero with Australia in a commanding position at 1/61.
England all out for 185
England has failed to make it to the end of Day 1 in their first innings, collapsing to be all out for an under-par total of 185.
Ollie Robinson was the last wicket to wall, his rearguard knock of 22 coming to an end when he swept a Nathan Lyon delivery straight to Scott Boland.
And now Bairstow is gone too
England’s entire top-order is back in the sheds, with Mitchell Starc removing the returning Jonny Bairstow for 35.
Bairstow tried to sway out of the way of a short delivery, but the Kookaburra thudded into his glove and Cameron Green dived forward to take the catch at gully.
Jack Leach is the new man in the middle. This innings could be over very soon.
Aussie debutant claims maiden Test wicket
Scott Boland has his first Test wicket, albeit in somewhat controversial circumstances.
The Victorian paceman trapped England’s Mark Wood on the front pad, and after a lengthy appeal, umpire Paul Reiffel awarded the wicket.
Wood called for the review, and replays suggested the ball made contact with the bat and pad almost simultaneously.
However, the third umpire gave benefit of the doubt to the bowler, and Hawkeye showed that the Kookaburra would have crashed into middle and leg.
Wood was gone for 6, and England are now seven wickets down at the MCG.
SCOTT BOLAND GETS HIS FIRST TEST WICKET! ð #Ashespic.twitter.com/UgWqNqsqTR
— News Cricket (@NewsCorpCricket) December 26, 2021
‘Gobsmacked’: Buttler falls just before tea
This is honestly woeful from England’s batters.
Jos Buttler has thrown his wicket away at the MCG, charging down the pitch and looking to swat Nathan Lyon over the mid-wicket boundary.
But the England gloveman instead clipped it directly towards Scott Boland at deep square leg, who claims his first catch in Test cricket.
“He knew as soon as he played that shot that he had done something silly just before tea,” former Australian batter Michael Hussey said on Fox Cricket. “That’s just a killer blow for England.”
Former Australian opener Simon Katich told SEN: “I’m still gobsmacked. That was England’s last real hope of a substantial partnership. It speaks of the mindset in that dressing room.”
England lost three wickets in that afternoon session, all of which came from terrible shots.
Radio presenter Quentin Hull tweeted: “Shot selection for the past two wickets, from players who should know better, has been really poor. Rudimentary skill elements of Test match concentration has been really disappointing from England batting in this series.”
Crazy from Buttler, what an awful shot.
— Lachlan McKirdy (@LMcKirdy7) December 26, 2021
Second time today that England have lost a wicket last over before the break. Says a lot about their mentality that they canât see it through. #Ashes
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Embarrassing Test match batting #AUSvENG#Ashes
— Andrew McGlashan (@andymcg_cricket) December 26, 2021
Jos Buttler WTF was that #Ashes
— Tim Michell (@tim_michell) December 26, 2021
Stokes back in the sheds
What an ugly shot from Ben Stokes.
Aussie young gun Cameron Green bowled short of a good length, and the England all-rounder looked to ramp the delivery over the slip cordon towards third man.
But Stokes only managed to scoop the Kookaburra directly towards Nathan Lyon at point.
“Disappointing end for Ben Stokes,” England legend Ian Botham said on Channel 7.
“I think he got caught between trying to go over the top of the slips with it and then ended, it perhaps followed him a bit, got tighter on him and he was cramped for space. Massive wicket.”
Stokes has been dismissed for 25, and England wicketkeeper Jos Buttler is the new man in the middle.
Cameron Green ð¥
— Trent Copeland (@copes9) December 26, 2021
Consistently Australiaâs fastest bowler today at a tick under 145km/h. Another huge wicket in the series! #Ashes@7Cricket
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Bad shot from Stokes but just superb, disciplined bowling from Green.
— Daniel Garb (@DanielGarb) December 26, 2021
Draws the mistake with consistent accuracy, pace and bounce. Kids a beauty. #Ashes
Yet another fifty for Root
England captain Joe Root has brought up a classy half-century, his ninth Test fifty on Australian soil, but he didn’t last long at the crease after passing the minor milestone.
On the final ball of the 33rd over, Root needlessly swatted at a short and wide delivery from Mitchell Starc, with the edge flying through to gloveman Alex Carey.
Root was furious with himself as he walked back to the sheds – he has yet again botched an opportunity to reach triple figures on Australian soil.
The 30-year-old has equalled the all-time record for most Test fifties in Australia without scoring a century.
“It’s a nothing shot,” former Australian batter Michael Hussey said on Fox Cricket.
“You can see the disappointment in his reaction.”
Jonny Bairstow is the new player in the middle, joining Ben Stokes.
Joe Root absolutely furious with himself for getting out the exact way he's been working all week to avoid. Fishes outside off stump, caught behind the wicket again. Five from five this series. This time to Mitchell Starc. #Ashes
— Andrew Wu (@wutube) December 26, 2021
Aussie skipper strikes just before lunch
Just as England fans would have been thinking of a potential fightback, Pat Cummins gets another one.
England skipper Joe Root and No. 3 Dawid Malan had combined for a 48-run partnership before the Australian captain found the outside edge of Malan’s bat on what was ultimately the final delivery before lunch. with David Warner took a classy catch at first slip.
“That‘s massive,” Channel 7 commentator James Brayshaw said. “It was very close to a very good session for England.
“That is a huge wicket. Superstar, Pat Cummins, provides again.”
It was England’s third wicket of the opening session, and Root will return in 40 minutes alongside all-rounder Ben Stokes.
This one carries!
— cricket.com.au (@cricketcomau) December 26, 2021
Cummins gets his THIRD wicket of the morning right as lunch is due #Ashespic.twitter.com/AVBTRVdrHq
Cummins can do no wrong #ashes
— Lisa Sthalekar (@sthalekar93) December 26, 2021
Cummins gets two early breakthroughs
Australian captain Pat Cummins struck in his first over at the MCG, removing under-fire England opener Haseeb Hameed for a duck.
Cummins got the Kookaburra to nip away off the deck, and the outside edge was caught by gloveman Alex Carey behind the stumps.
It marked England’s 50th Test duck in 2021.
About half an hour later, Cummins struck again, dismissing the returning Zak Crawley for 12.
The Aussie skipper got the ball to seamer away from the right-hander just short of a good length, with the outside edge flying towards Cameron Green at gully.
Cummins has figures of 2/9 off four overs, and England are two down after half an hour of action.
Captain Cummins strikes early and England are one down! #Ashespic.twitter.com/reJnT7HYza
— News Cricket (@NewsCorpCricket) December 26, 2021
Cummins is pretty good isn't he? Unbelievable. #ashes
— Z.\nd.\ Wilson (@zandawilson) December 26, 2021
Australia wins the toss
Pat Cummins has the toss and Australia will bowl first at the MCG.
The MCG deck is green, the weather is overcast – conditions are perfect for swing bowling.
Cummins couldn’t hide his smile when the coin fell in his favour. England captain Joe Root says he would have made the same call.
Australia XI: David Warner, Marcus Harris, Marnus Labuschagne, Steve Smith, Travis Head, Cameron Green, Alex Carey (wk), Pat Cummins (c), Mitch Starc, Scott Boland, Nathan Lyon
England XI: Haseeb Hameed, Zak Crawley, Dawid Malan, Joe Root (c), Ben Stokes, Jonathan Bairstow, Jos Buttler (wk), Mark Wood, Ollie Robinson, Jack Leach, James Anderson
‘Staggering’: England get it wrong again
Australia are a win away from winning back the Ashes and a draw away from retaining it but once again, England have got their selection all wrong.
Four players have been dropped from the Adelaide team as Zak Crawley, Jonny Bairstow, Mark Wood and Jack Leach were into the side for Rory Burns, Ollie Pope, Chris Woakes and Stuart Broad.
There is 11mm of grass on the MCG and Mike Hussey said he was expecting plenty of movement off the seam.
But ex-England skipper Michael Vaughan been left perplexed as Broad, a man with 526 wickets in 150 Test matches was once again left out of the side.
Broad was left out of the first Test side at the Gabba which had plenty of grass and movement, before being brought in for the Adelaide Test which had next to no movement, and will be again dropped for the MCG match where movement is expected.
Broad had the wood on David Warner in England under swinging and seaming conditions but has not been given the chance to shine in Australia.
“I look at someone like Stuart Broad, in Brisbane he wasn’t selected on that green top there, he’s not selected here,” Vaughan said on Fox Cricket’s Ashes Daily. “How England have not seen Stuart Broad, with all his experience, such a wonderful Test career, is not going to be bowling a ball on a green top in Brisbane and now not here in Melbourne, that’s staggering really.
“Those are the decisions you have to make in a management group. England will feel that they’ve got the team to try and compete.”
Vaughan said England’s priorities had been all over the shop.
In a year they focused on the white-ball game, Vaughan said England should have allowed the short forms carry on as they had, but had got that wrong too.
He pointed to the use of Leach and spin, saying Leach didn’t get to bowl a ball during the English summer after a good subcontinent tour.
Then Australia went after him in Brisbane on a green top, then didn’t get a run on a dry Adelaide pitch, before getting thrown back in for the MCG, where it’s cool, overcast and even had showers before play.
Asked later about England’s decision, Vaughan said: “So far the only thing they’ve done right is turn up on time. They’ve got pretty much everything wrong. Selection, tactics have not quite been right. You look at that first week and I look again here, Stuart Broad should be playing here. He should have played in Brisbane. How he’s not going to be bowling around the wicket to David Warner on a green top, I just can’t fathom that with the quality he brings.”