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Shane Warne says he might join Tinder, and we want to help

SHANE Warne is not too happy with Liz Hurley, so he’s thinking of joing the dating app Tinder. We thought we’d help him spruce up his profile.

Hello ladies.
Hello ladies.

APPARENTLY, cheeky texts just aren’t enough for Shane Warne anymore.

Warnie has threatened to join the dating app Tinder after seeing photos of his ex-fiancee, Liz Hurley, kissing a rich bloke called David Yarrow.

At least, we think that's what prompted the idea. Warne made his thoughts on the photos pretty clear last night.

“Was just sent some pictures, wow, some people move on quickly,” he said. “Maybe now it’s time to take up my single friends’ suggestions and join Tinder!”

Was just sent some pictures, wow, some people move on quickly. Maybe now it's time to take up my single friends suggestions & join tinder !

It’s settled then. Shane Warne should join Tinder, and he should do it right now. There must be dozens of googly-eyed women waiting for him.

When Warnie builds his profile, he’ll need to choose a picture (to entice the ladies) and a tag line (to show off the wit that fuelled so many years of ruthless sledging).

As big fans of the King of Spin, we obviously want him to succeed in his quest for love, so we thought we’d help out with some profile ideas.

There is certainly no shortage of potential profile pics on Warnie’s Instagram profile.

News_Module: CHILLIN' IN A SEA OF LOVE

News_Module: I WANT YOU!

News_Module: CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE

News_Module: I JUST WANT TO SERVE MY COUNTRY

News_Module: ONE OF THE BOYS

News_Module: DON'T THANK ME, THANK COLGATE

News_Module: I'D LOVE A RUNNING COMMENTARY ON YOUR LIFE

News_Module: THE SIZE OF MY URN DOESN'T MATTER

News_Module: COME AT ME BRO

News_Module: IT'S OK, I'M A FRIENDLY GHOST

News_Module: CHECK OUT THESE BAZOOKAS

News_Module: EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS MY KINGDOM

News_Module: A RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE A GOOD GLASS OF BOOZE

Do you have any suggestions for Warnie? Send them our way on Twitter: @warne888 | @SamClench | @newscomauHQ

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