Senator gives unhinged speech to youth to oppose social media ban for kids

A senator has used her platform to deliver a speech opposing the government’s proposal to ban social media for kids in a bizarre spray.

Western Australia senator Fatima Payman has used her platform in parliament to give a bizarre speech only generation z and alpha could understand.

The senator was speaking out to oppose the government’s proposed social media ban for children, saying young Australians often fail to have their voices heard in parliament.

Senator Payman called on the “sigmas of Australia” to say “this goofy ahh government have been capping” when they talked about no more “fanum tax.”

“They are capaholics,” she said.

“They are also yapaholics.”

Senator Fatima Payman said the government should “put the fries in the bag lil bro” for yapping nonstop about its cost of living measure. Instagram

She said the government “yapped non-stop” about its cost of living measures improving the lives of all Australian.

“Just put the fries in the bag lil bro,” she said.

“They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.

“If that becomes law you can forgor ‘skull emoji’ all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort.

“Chat, is this prime minister serious?”

The senator added that she would be taking a nail if she did not mention the “opps” who wanted to cut WA’s “gyatts and services tax.”

Senator Fatima Payman used slang in her speech commonly used by generation z and alpha. Instagram

“The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government and a dog water opposition or a cross bench that will mog both of them,” she said.

“Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia, for a government with more aura. Skibidi.

“It is for this reason that I shall now render the remainder of my statement in a language they can understand.”

Some people praised the senator on social media for her speech, with one person saying, “My son was like ‘I get her.’”

Some social media users praised Senator Fatima Payman for her speech to youth, while others said not even their young gen z children understood what she was saying. Instagram

“This was hilarious but a conversation put into a fun way instead of the lies the “opps” (my son taught me that word meaning) spew,” one user wrote on Instagram.

“This is amazing,” another said.

Sarah Pratt wrote on Instagram that her young adult Gen Z children had absolutely no idea what the senator was talking about.

“(They) also said it is an absolute turn off when older adults try to use their slang to get attention and try to pretend they get you when they clearly don’t. An embarrassing attempt to try and remain relevant,” she said.