Internet skewers Bronwyn Bishop over #choppergate scandal
WHAT would you do with fat wads of taxpayer money and a chopper at your disposal? The inteweb has let its collective imagination run wild.
THERE’S a lot you can do with a chopper at your expense. And the internet has let its collective imagination run wild after news Bronwyn Bishop spent a bundle of taxpayer dollars on luxury helicopter flights.
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has put the Speaker on notice, potentially paving the way for her removal if an investigation into her travel claims finds against her.
The furore erupted after the finance department decided to investigate claims Mrs Bishop took a helicopter ride from Melbourne to a Liberal Party fundraiser in Geelong, as well as two more recent charter flights to the NSW regional towns of Young and Nowra.
The Speaker already has repaid $5227 and a 25 per cent penalty for the Geelong charter.
As Ms Bishop faces public pressure to stand down following the investigation, Twitter lit up with helicopter fantasies of what the lifestyle of a Parliamentary Speaker with taxpayer money at her fingertips and choppers on call could entail.
Quite simply: the inteweb opened a can of whoopass on Bishop’s backside.
From walking the dog to watering the garden, or humbly taking the bus, here’s the best of them.
Just passed Bronwyn Bishop taking her dog for a walk. pic.twitter.com/iaOUD2RSO5
â Andy (@acnningstunt) July 20, 2015
BREAKING: Govt Minister Car Fleet Upgrade #auspol #choppergate #BronwynBishop pic.twitter.com/9XXnI9Isuv
â Tim Ferguson (@RealTimFerguson) July 17, 2015
My contribution to #BronwynBishop #helicopter memes #auspol #choppergate pic.twitter.com/yjhS2QL4RW
â Melinda Scott (@mellies101) July 20, 2015
#BronwynBishop #sharkattack #mickfanning #auspol. #BishopProbation #BishopGate #jbay pic.twitter.com/kjfpNnSPfe
â CJ (@cjozboy) July 20, 2015
Mr Abbott said the Speaker got hit with “a justifiable hiding” over a 100km helicopter flight and will learn a “very salutary lesson”.
“She has certainly copped a justifiable hiding over the last few days,” Mr Abbott told reporters in Sydney as Labor stepped up calls for her head.
He played down criticism Mrs Bishop had not apologised for making the Geelong claim, referring to a couple of long conversations the pair have had over the controversy.
“Bronwyn is, I think, very, very contrite about this,” Mr Abbott said.
Labor leader Bill Shorten said the Prime Minister needed to show courage and tell Mrs Bishop it was time to go.
If Mrs Bishop hasn’t copped enough of a whipping from her boss and the opposition, she’s certainly copping a wave of social justice from the twitterati online.
Where are you off to now Bronnie? #choppergate #auspol pic.twitter.com/oTki4CFbzT
â Bryan (@micklerod) July 20, 2015
Bronwyn Bishop reluctant to discuss downsizing her personal staff. #auspol #choppergate pic.twitter.com/ad8rCtiFa8
â Nic Halley (@NicHalley) July 20, 2015
Breaking News: #BishopProbation is now Trending top in Australia. Visit http://t.co/0Op3S1CVUH pic.twitter.com/Wj1ezQCrGZ
â TrendsinAustralia (@TrendsinOZ) July 20, 2015
She'd have gotten away with it too if wasn't for those damn kids. #BishopProbation #choppergate #auspol pic.twitter.com/DR5QlY2RwJ
â Nick Nicholas (@nicknicholas100) July 20, 2015
Bronwyn Bishop: $811,857 in taxpayer-funded expenses last year is forcing GST to 15% #BishopProbation #auspol pic.twitter.com/ZQUEReirLI
â Farms Not CSG/Coal (@sydneyfireworks) July 20, 2015
#BronwynBishop has eggs for breakfast. #auspol #choppergate #BishopProbation pic.twitter.com/LVAGCTNsls
â David M. Green (@David_M_Green) July 20, 2015
This has to be the funniest meme so far #choppergate pic.twitter.com/8xr2EMeVTr
â Linley Jane (@Lone_Deranger_) July 20, 2015
#auspol #choppergate pic.twitter.com/BGxTeElrxX
â Michael Wyres (@mwyres) July 20, 2015
.@rohan_connolly @theage #choppergate Bronwyn Bishop's helicopter to Geelong getting a lift to Geelong pic.twitter.com/i2JCBOasWU
â Rodney Heron (@rodneyheron) July 20, 2015
"Sorry I'm late, parking was a nightmare." - Bronwyn Bishop #choppergate #BronwynBishop #BishopGate pic.twitter.com/1mz03n8T14
â Lysistrata (@Gingerm3ggs) July 20, 2015