We covered the substance of Daniel Andrews' rant about Scott Morrison and the federal government earlier, but I neglected to mention the amusing spectacle of him stealing the spotlight from Anthony Albanese.
There was a period of about three minutes during their joint press conference where Mr Andrews was the centre of attention, and everyone seemed to forget the federal Labor leader existed.
A reporter asked the Premier about Scott Morrison's assertion that Mr Albanese would be a "pushover" for Labor state governments. Mr Andrews didn't think much of that – see the earlier post for his full remarks.
As he delivered those remarks, Mr Albanese didn't seem to know quite where to stand behind him. First he had a drink of water. Then he took to hovering over Mr Andrews' left shoulder, barely visible.
Then, as the Premier wrapped up his answer, Mr Albanese shifted behind him, moving to his right shoulder in anticipation of reclaiming the front-and-centre position. But another journalist piped up with a question for Mr Andrews, asking about the Liberals' assertion that he was a "drag" on federal Labor's vote.
Mr Albanese awkwardly receded to his previous position.
"This is the thing about the federal Liberal Party. They say lots of things and they do very little. They do very little. If only their talk mattered. If only the pure politics of these people mattered," he said.
"When Victorians were at their darkest time, senior federal Liberals proved to be Liberals first and Victorians second. They thought they were bagging our government – they were bagging every Victorian who was following the rules and doing the right thing. And that might be one of the reasons why they're in a bit of trouble in their seats."
(Side note: the whole "if you criticise me you're actually criticising regular Australians" thing is tiresome when Scott Morrison does it, and it's equally tiresome when Dan Andrews does it.)
"At the end of the day, this is Albo's press conference, and back to him!" Mr Andrews finished.
Everyone laughed at that, just a little bit too much. Imagine a wedding where the best man has just given a 20-minute speech being funnier and more impressive than the groom. "At the end of the day, this is Albo's wedding, and back to him!" That kind of vibe.
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