Man shares epic list of wife’s excuses for not having sex with him

A TikTok user has shared all the excuses his wife has given him to avoid having sex — but after sharing it online, he copped a harsh dose of reality.

Many people will have experienced a time when their partner isn’t in the mood for sex.

But one frustrated man decided to note down all the reasons his wife gave him for not getting frisky between the sheets — and after sharing the list online, the response may not have been what he expected.

TikTok user @joe_drae shared a video that revealed a long list of reasons his partner had given him over a period of time.

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Man's list of excuses his wife gives him for not having sex. Picture: TikTok/

‘Bed was just made’ was one of the wife’s excuses. Picture: TikTok/@joe_drae

Her first excuse was that they did it “last week”, the next was that she “wanted to cuddle” and the third was that she “felt bloated”.

Other excuses involved their bedding — she seemed keen to avoid sex on days it had just been washed.

She also turned down bedroom action if she “felt fat”, was “too tired”, if her “back hurt”, or if she had “no energy”.

The list went on and on. Picture: TikTok/@joe_drae

Some TikTok commentators could relate, but others gave the man a harsh dose of reality. Picture: TikTok/@joe_drae

The time of day also was a factor, as she wasn’t keen if it was “too early” or “too late”.

The same went for the room temperature, as the wife said no if it was “too hot” or “too cold”.

Other reasons to decline sex included her husband being “too drunk”, or simply because of “the kids”, with no further explanation.

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Many people on TikTok found the list hilarious and could relate to it, while others quick to give the same feedback.

“It’s not her, it’s you,” one observer sharply pointed out.

“Real reason: man helped with 0 house chores or kids,” another agreed.

“Looks like the real reason isn’t actually those things …” someone else said.

This article originally appeared on The Sun and was reproduced with permission