Celebrity gaffs: The funny quips about love
WE HAVE all been in situations when we've said something we regret, and for a lot of us, it happens when we're talking about the sweeter side of life - love.
WE HAVE all been in situations when we've said something we regret, and for a lot of us, it happens when we're talking about the sweeter side of life - love.
Perhaps it's something to do with hormones, or maybe it's proof that love really does make you go insane, but whatever it is, all we can say is: Thank God we're not famous!
See, the thing about being famous is, whenever you speak, someone is listening. Here are our favourite ten love, sex and relationship gaffs.
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1. "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." -Robin Williams
2. "If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty." - Benjamin Franklin
3. "Rupert walks with a real wiggle in his hips, you know - it's acutally quite a sexy walk" - Daniel Radcliff
4. "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." - Marilyn Monroe
5. "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox." - Woody Allen
6. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." - Chris Rock
7. “Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” - Paris Hilton
8. "I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people." - Chelsea Handler
9. "Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur." - Jerry Seinfeld
10. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." - Joan Rivers
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