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Man discovers he’s being cheated on, but that’s not the worst part

MOST men would be devastated to learn their girlfriend cheated. But for one particular bloke, that was far from the worst part of the story.

Cheating girlfriend not the worst part
Cheating girlfriend not the worst part

AFTER a man was told his girlfriend was cheating on him, he was more concerned about what happened next.

According to The Sun, a beady-eyed man had the awkward task of telling his mate his girlfriend was at the cinema watching Star Wars with another guy.

Even though the kind pal was careful to break the news gently, he managed to infuriate his friend with one small detail.


Dodgy ... The man inquired whether his mate’s girlfriend had an older brother. Picture: Supplied
Dodgy ... The man inquired whether his mate’s girlfriend had an older brother. Picture: Supplied


At the start of the text conversation, the concerned man asked his mate if his girlfriend Katie has an older brother.

The confused man replied: “Yeah but I think he’s in jail. Never seen him.”

As the questions continued, the baffled boyfriend asked: “So what’s up. You’re being strange ...”

Unable to contain himself any longer, the worried mate revealed: “Hate to break it to you, but I saw her at the movies last night with some other guy.”

Awkward ... The concerned pal tried to break the news to his friend gently. Picture: Supplied
Awkward ... The concerned pal tried to break the news to his friend gently. Picture: Supplied

At first, the scorned boyfriend seems crushed, asking if his pal is sure what he saw and speculating whether it could have been her roommate.

Providing his mate with more information, the film fan confessed: “Yeah man, caught them making out right before Han died.”

Oops ... The man does not take too kindly to the news about Han Solo. Picture: Supplied
Oops ... The man does not take too kindly to the news about Han Solo. Picture: Supplied

Flabbergasted, the boyfriend replied with two sharp expletives.

Feeling sheepish, his friend commiserated him: “Yeah dude, sorry I had to be the one to tell you, she’s kind of a b*tch anyway.”

Hilariously, it wasn’t his cheating girlfriend that riled the unnamed man, who responded: “HAN SOLO DIES ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.”

Upset ... Han Solo’s death crushes the man. Picture: Supplied
Upset ... Han Solo’s death crushes the man. Picture: Supplied

After realising he’d made a blunder, the embarrassed mate replies: “Oh f***, now I feel even worse! I’m sorry for ruining it. So you don’t care about Katie?!”

Unfazed by the cheating, but angered by the film reveal, the angry boyfriend responded: “I’m breaking it off obviously. If it wasn’t for her the movie would’ve not been spoiled ...”

All over ... The man can’t go back after learning the truth about Han. Picture: Supplied
All over ... The man can’t go back after learning the truth about Han. Picture: Supplied

This story originally appeared in The Sun

Original URL: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/man-discovers-hes-being-cheated-on-but-thats-not-the-worst-part/news-story/271c419c8e636019e67ac4f9f8a6a0d0