Angry neighbour sends graphic note ranting about couples ‘mortifying sexcapades’

A Brisbane couple who recently moved into a new apartment were stunned to receive an angry note slamming their “mortifying sexcapades”.

A woman who received a furious note from her neighbours about her “sexcapades” has had the last laugh – after sharing the letter online where it went viral.

Her “traumatised”, and pretty damn rude, Brisbane neighbours penned her a scathing note explaining they were “mortified” to be woken up at 12.30am to the sounds of their love making.

Warning the couple who had recently moved into the apartment block that “the walls are paper thin”, meaning she can hear their “moaning and groaning”, we’re guessing she hoped that would cause them to slink off with embarrassment.

Instead, the recipient shared the lengthy and somewhat graphic note on Reddit, writing: “Uh oh, I guess the Paddington/Milton Facebook News group is going to hear all about my shameful ‘sexcapades’.”

It reads: “We were woken up this morning at around 12.30am mortified, drifting from what we thought was a nightmare into reality with the sounds of... loud moaning and groaning.

“You are showing very little respect for the people living all around you who have little kids who are traumatised by the noise!!

“Your sexcapade was then followed by laughing and chatting until very early morning hours.

“We can actually hear every word you say. Can you please keep it down?

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An angry neighbour has sent a couple who recently moved into their Brisbane block of apartments a furious note over their sex sessions. Picture: Reddit

It continued: “And PLEASE PLEASE close your windows when you have sex because IT IS NOT SEXY AT ALL.

“If this happens again, we will call in for noise control and will name and shame your address on the Paddington/Milton Facebook news group.”

As if that wasn’t enough, the annoyed neighbour then went on to claim there were “recovering sex and porn addicts” living in the building who don’t want to hear their sex sounds.

It was signed off: “Thank you in advance, your sleep-deprived neighbours.”

After being shared online on Monday, the less-than-polite note has gathered a lot of attention, with many branding the neighbours “a Karen”.

“WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE SEX AND PORN ADDICTS!” one person joked.

“If daily-life activities like ‘chatting’ and ‘laughing’ are an issue maybe contact your building owner or install insulation. Problem is the walls, not the neighbours,” another said.

“It’s a reasonable request, but that is not a reasonable sounding note...,” someone else wrote.

Some took the authors’ side, accusing the new tenants of being inconsiderate, something the poster was quick to respond to.

“Oh don’t get me wrong, I think it would be so reasonable of them to send me a more normal letter telling me to keep it down. I don’t want to keep people up,” she said.

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