Dad writes brutally honest CV for his daughter

MOST CVs try to show off the person in the best possible light — but the one written for Lauren Moore by her dad takes a very different approach.

A TEEN daughter has been given a brutally honest (and very funny), assessment of her skills and abilities in a CV written by her dad.

Most CVs portray the person in the best possible light, showing off their strengths, educational ability and achievements — but Lauren Moore’s takes a different approach.

The 16-year-old, from Middlesbrough in the UK, got her dad to do hers ahead of her exam results and he didn’t hold back, reports The Sun.

Under her responsibilities and duties section for her work experience he listed skills such as “getting on my father’s t*ts,” “browsing Facebook” and “losing all documentation”.

For a similar section for her voluntary work gardening, he wrote: “Digging holes looking for gold,” “f***ing everything up” and “couldn’t really give a sh*t”.

Surely Lauren will be inundated with job offers after this CV.

Lauren is a ‘typical 16-year-old’ apparently.

It doesn’t stop there though.

In the section titled interests and personal information it simply reads “f**k all”.

While listed under skills and personal qualities it describes her as a “typical 16-year-old” who “don’t do mornings” as well as being “lazy,” “rude” and “couldn’t give a f**k”.

Fortunately Lauren could see the funny side and took to her Twitter page to post the CV along with the comment: “Remind me not to let my dad do my CV for me.”

Her friends piled in to have a laugh too.

One wrote of Lauren’s dad, “He’s a boyo,” along with a laughing emoji.

Another said: “This is so funny giving out all clients information to fraudsters LMAOOOOOO.”

While a third simply wrote: “I’m screaming.”

Lauren’s friends also had a laugh after she posted the CV on social media.

This article originally appeared on The Sun and is reproduced with permission.