'If they can't handle it, don't bring them': Karen's Diner launches kids club

"We promise NOT to be nice, but we guarantee a whole lotta fun," the diner said when announcing their new April school holiday offering. 

Our kids often roast the heck out of us adults, but thanks to the new Karens's Diner kids club, the tables might well and truly be turned - at least for an hour and a half.

The infamous restaurant chain is launching a kids club for the upcoming April School holidays so you can sit back and relax while you watch your little whinge-bags cop an earful.

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"We promise NOT to be nice, but we guarantee a whole lotta fun." Image: @karensdiner

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"If they can't handle it, don't bring them"

It is no surprise that Karen's Diner hates selfish little stink-a**es (aka. kids to the more sophisticated) and shudders every time they come through the door, however, they're also smart and know that we will pay to have our little sh*ts entertained for an hour or two during school holidays.

Not sure why we're using such rude language to describe our bundles of joy?

A quick refresher for the uninitiated: The concept behind Karen's Diner is that you pay money to eat in a restaurant where you're waited upon by staff that insult you and treat you like sh*t.

And their new kids club is no exception. If you think the waiters will be nice to them, you're wrong, so if you don't think they can handle it, it's probably better you just... don't go.

They shared the announcement in an Instagram post, saying:

"The worst time of the year is almost here again - AUSSIE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS 🙄🤢🤬

"If you’re looking for something to do with your little snot-bags over the holidays, get the gross little sh!ts off their iPads and bring them into Karen’s Diner.

"We promise NOT to be nice, but we guarantee a whole lotta fun 😈

"Book your table now via the link in our bio - it isn’t that hard (some of you can’t follow simple instructions, IDIOTS) 🤯"

"The worst time of the year is almost here again - AUSSIE SCHOOL HOLIDAYS" the restaurant wrote on their Instagram. Image: @karensdiner

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A Karen's insult hat, burger and fries and Karen lessons

For just $25 per child, you can get your kids off your back while Karen takes over.

The price includes a Karen's insult hat, a burger and fries and lots of games. Oh, and they're likely to be put to work too!

Most importantly, they will be taught how to be a real Karen, so parents will really be in for a treat when they get home!

Originally published as 'If they can't handle it, don't bring them': Karen's Diner launches kids club