Australian men jump position in global penis size ranking
A new global study has revealed the average size of Aussie blokes, with data researchers stating it is the “most asked question” they receive.
Size doesn’t matter – but if it did, knowing where the largest penises in the world are located would come in handy.
That could be why a team of researchers have analzyed data from around the world to reveal exactly where men with the largest members are located.
The study, conducted by World Data, looked at stats from nearly 90 nations to uncover the answer to the “most asked question” the analyst company receives each year.
“No other topic on this website has been asked for more often than the average size of male genitalia,” the report stated, explaining that the sites’ team trawled through studies stretching back to 2001 to produce their comprehensive list of erect penis sizes.
But if Australian men were hoping to get an ego-boost from the findings, sorry to burst your bubble, because you’re about to be bitterly disappointed.
The research determined Ecuadoran males are the world’s most well-endowed, tipping the tape measure at an impressive 17.6 cm (6.93 inches).
Aussies came in position 42, with an average length of 14.5 cm (5.69), while our friends across the ditch measured up at 14 cm (5.51), earning spot 49 on the list.
However, this is a slight jump from Australia’s previous raking of 43rd in 2022, though the measurement has remained exactly the same.
British and American males also didn’t measure up, with the US coming in way down the list, both failing to even make the top 50.
The US came in 60th place as the UK ranked eight spots behind them in 68th.
However, Cameroon scored second place, with its eye-watering 16.7 cm (6.56) average size. Bolivia landed third place, sizing up at 16.6cm (6.5).
The unfortunate last place was awarded to Cambodia, who average a 10cm (3.95) manhood across the country.
Despite the insightful data, it’s likely not entirely accurate, as a study earlier this year found men lie about the size of their genitals.
US surgeon, Dr Anthony Youn, blew the lid on unreliable data in medical studies back in 2021 when he revealed it was likely “skewed”.
Using American stats, Dr Tony explained: “Studies show that the average length of a man’s erect junk is 5.15 inches (13cm).
“But the real length is probably less than that because most men with small wieners probably wouldn’t consent to being involved in those studies.”
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