Woman shocked her date with her hidden bra treats
Talk about extra padding and support! A woman’s sneaky surprise hidden inside her bra was forgotten about until it was far too late.
You never know when hunger pains could strike, so it’s always best to be prepared.
But Anouska Moss, from the UK, may have taken that philosophy a little too seriously when she agreed to go out clubbing with friends.
Anouska took to Twitter, on Sunday evening, to recount a night out when she decided to stuff her bra with a handful of McDonald’s chicken nuggets.
“The most embarrassing thing was when I decided to sneak chicken nuggets in to the club so I put them down my bra,” she announced on Twitter.
While out on the town, Anouska happened to pick up a “lad” and decided to take him home with her.
That’s when things took a turn for the worse.
“Took some lad home with me and he undone my bra and loads of chicken nuggets just came falling out,” she wrote.
News.com.au contacted Anouska for comment on the eventful evening.
Her online admission immediately went viral, racking up more than 180,000 likes on Twitter in the last three days before she decided to delete it due to the onslaught of unwanted attention.
Anouska’s friends even backed up the fiery mum-of-one, claiming stuffing her bra with nuggets was definitely something she was capable of doing.
I know Anouska, and I whole heartedly believe and imagine this happening ð https://t.co/cKJR5QH3j2
— ððð ðððð (@ephemerelz) March 11, 2019
I genuinely believe this happened https://t.co/uD6BMzJNdX
— Aa (@MreThanaWomxn) March 11, 2019
The tweet garnered thousands of comments from people who claimed it couldn’t possibly be true.
But Anouska simply said she was “too cute to lie” before explaining how easy it was to forget something pressed against your boobs.
“Do boys, or girls with boy chests, not realise you literally don’t really feel stuff on your boobs?” Anoushka asked.
“They are just lumps of fat they squish inward. Kinda like a super soft pillow.”
Despite the doubters, Anouska’s tweet also elicited a series of hilarious responses from intrigued readers, with one woman claiming she was all too familiar with the storage capacity of the space between a woman’s boob and her bra.
I call it my br-ocket (bra+pocket). Since pockets have gone extinct in women's clothes, important things (chicken nuggets) gotta go somewhere ð¤·ââï¸ð¤£ð
— BayLeigh (@7xdaily) March 12, 2019
I've heard of chicken fillets in bras, never chicken nuggetsð
— George Joyce (@therealpud77) March 12, 2019
Many approved of the sneaky move, while others claimed they stuffed things in their underwear all the time.
Listen, if I took a lady home and found chicken nuggets in her bra, I would propose to her on the spot
— Shiisiln (@Shiisiln) March 12, 2019
Hate it when Iâve blatantly got food stuffed in my boxers and just forget about it all night? Canât feel a thing even though Iâm blatantly walking round & dancing for a solid 3/4 hours
— Maxx ð¯ (@_Mooseyy_) March 11, 2019
Not saying this story is true (donât really care tbh) but just saying, the amount of things Iâve put in my bra and then forgot about is surprising. Itâs easier than youâd think lmaooo
— Carrie (@HanibalsCanibro) March 12, 2019
I had my entire key chain stuffed inside my bra and looked for it for about a half hour because I forgot.... So yea it isnât that hard to forget some chicken nuggets in your bra.
— Becky Macaroni ð« (@younghotebonii) March 12, 2019
The story garnered so much attention that fans demanded more information from Anouska.
I need more details b4 I laugh.
— XOMan (artist/writer) (@XOManMusic) March 11, 2019
Exactly how many chicken nuggets did u stuff in your bra?
I thought u was hungry, how did u forget to eat?
Did u eat them once they fell out and share with the one night stand?
wait are you suggesting she stuffed her bra with chicken nuggets to look busty ððððð
— reina @ ToF zine (see pinned) (@starrIIight) March 12, 2019
i was thinking more like in case she got hungry
Others just refused to believe Anouska hadn’t detected the crispy, breaded nuggets pressed firmly against her boobs over the course of an evening.
You're gunna tell me you had possible greasy/crumbly chicken nuggets, like multiple separate objects floating around in your bra and you just "forgot about them" like they were a set of keys on the table?
— Stoney Joey (@StoneyJoey420) March 11, 2019
How you forget chicken nuggets in your bra ð³ that just donât make sense.
— Lsxnick (@Nick_Calderon_) March 12, 2019
What I wanna know is how she forgot "loads" of chicken nuggets were in her bra??
— Blondieð¦ (@Beachbumsoul) March 12, 2019
How many sizes bigger do you buy bra's to not realise you've got chicken nuggets stuffed in them? ð¤·ââï¸ð¤
— samzala93 (@samzala93) March 11, 2019
But Anouska defiantly clapped back at her haters, saying they “must have pretty lame lives to think this is really that far-fetched”.
“I always do stupid sh*t like this,” Anouska said.
Cannot believe people think I could whip a story up like this from thin air
— noush (@anouskamoss_) March 11, 2019
In the end, she announced she had learned her lesson and was “never sharing my shambles of a life with Twitter again”.
You do you, Anouska.