Nepo Babies aren’t perfect but they are good for one important thing
These sexy pics reveal a raw truth about some of our newest famous faces and we need to accept it.
OPINION
In so many ways, it has been a slow year of celebrities not doing enough to amuse us, but thankfully, the nepotism babies are here to offer endless entertainment.
I mean those alleged leaked texts from Jonah Hill that his ex Sarah Brady posted got us through July but otherwise things have been slow.
Yet the rich kids have kept us busy.
I’m not talking about entertaining us through good music, incredible acting, or meaningful contributions to the world.
I’m talking about doing silly things, looking gorgeous and being fun to gossip about. Honestly, as the youngest child, I also relate to that role.
Nepotism babies are the children of famous or influential people who, by the genetic lottery, have found themselves born into prominent families and they benefit from it.
They are different from the famous people that have had to fight for their place in Hollywood because they are famous by circumstance and far more chaotic.
They aren’t precious and trying to create an image. No, they are wild and a little bit random. Sure, we love Nicole Kidman but since she left Tom Cruise, she’s been a bit boring.
Do you know who isn’t boring? Christian Wilkins.
He is the son of entertainment reporter Richard Wikins and he spends his life modelling/acting/prancing.
He isn’t trying to live a reclusive private life and let his work speak for itself, he is sauntering around, turning up at Hollywood strike and then prancing off to Europe.
I love it.
We’ve truly been blessed by the nepotism babies this year. We’ve had David and Victoria Beckham’s son, Brooklyn Beckham, spoil us with content.
He married billionaire heiress Nicola Peltz and went viral for getting an ugly tattoo of her face.
To be clear, Nicola isn’t ugly; she’s stunning, but the tattoo, well, that is painting a different and unflattering picture.
brooklyn beckhamâs tattoo of nicola peltzâ¦speechless pic.twitter.com/WexvgqXEMs
— LIL BITCH (@bitch_rights) March 23, 2023
Nicola also joked in an interview that the couple were in a “throuple” with Selena Gomez, and that has really made life more fun.
See? A typical celebrity would do anything not to say something suggestive like that, but nepotism babies are just here for a good time and they are ready to have some fun.
We’ve also had Heidi Klum’s daughter Leni cement herself in the modelling world by posing multiple times in lingerie beside her supermodel mother.
Leni has delivered in spades.
Firstly, she’s a model but is only a little over five foot and secondly she’s given people something to be outraged about because of the sexy mother/daughter photos.
I’m not mad but I do love the idea of anyone’s mum being bothered with being sexy in the first place.
If my mum had a few spare hours, she’d settle in with a gin and tonic and watch something on the BBC with subtitles and ignore me.
Leni’s also kept us all happy by living up to the nepotism baby lifestyle. She’s been spotted hanging out on a yacht in Italy and looks like just her mum.
If there’s one thing society loves, it is famous people with their lookalike children. The fact she’s blonde and beautiful, just like her mother, whipped us all into a frenzy.
We’ve also got to enjoy Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradise’s daughter Lily-Rose pack on the PDA with rapper 070 Shake.
Usually, celebrities like to keep their relationships low-key and private. Remember when Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx dated, and we struggled to find proof they were in a relationship for literal years?
Well, Lily-Rose isn’t playing hard to get. She’s been spotted kissing her partner so much that she’s behaving more like someone in high school that a teacher has to rouse than an aloof celebrity.
You might get annoyed by nepo babies and their crazy lives that are obviously unfair but they entertain us in ways that traditional celebs refuse too.
Jennifer Lawrence isn’t going to have a matching lingerie photoshoot with her mum and Simon Baker isn’t going to get an ugly tattoo of his girlfriend’s face.
So, stop complaining about nepo babies and start being grateful.