Cheetos launch cheesy bronzer and cologne

EVER wanted the cheesy dust of Cheese and Bacon Balls draped across your cheekbones? Well, you’re in luck.

Why would you want to be any other colour?

EVER envied the pulsating orange glow of physie dancers and weightlifters? What about that oh-so-natural hue of President-elect Donald Trump?

If your answer is yes, then Cheetos (yes, the beloved snackfood connoisseurs) has created the beauty product of your dreams in a marketing stunt.

Going one step further than KFC’s finger lickin’ good nail polish, which dropped earlier this year, Cheetos has launched an online store selling the cheesiest shade of bronzer you’ll ever get your tan-stained hands on.

Get yourself that Donald Trump glow.

The Colour De Cheetos bronzer will leave you with a ‘vibrant Cheetos glow’, which, judging by the thickness of the product, may never actually fade. Also available is the (already sold out) Cheetau Perfume. Made from “hand-extracted cheese oils taken from only the rarest Cheetos and carefully mixed by hitting the blender’s ON button” this cologne is bound to make you instantly more attractive … to a trail of hungry toddlers.

Mhmmm cheese and bacon balls.

And if you haven’t yet finished that Christmas shopping, why not pick yourself up a pair of Flamin Hot Pants while you’re online, unless the Toilet Paw-per is more your thing.