Nothing to do with the Federal Budget 2014

IF YOU are sick to death of hearing Joe Hockey’s voice, this may help get a smile back on your face. Here’s everything that has nothing to do with the Budget.

We’re sorry, Hockey, but you’re boring us to tears.

BUDGET deficit. Infrastructure growth package. High-income earners. Abolition of the carbon tazzzzzzzzz...

If your face is in your dinner and The Hockey Horror Show has you feeling down, here is some light relief.

“Prosperity is not a gift. It needs to be earned,” Treasurer Joe Hockey said. Pfft... you deserve the treats of life. This is everything that has nothing to do with the Budget. And it’s a gift to help you survive the night from hell.

Our favourite distractions courtesy of The Internet. Enjoy.

Don’t get angry, get even. Like Panda.

DJ Kitty feels your pain.

Get involved like this kid.

We know it feels like a ball in the face.

So pick yourself up off the ground.

And have a drink on us.

Put your feet up.

And don’t overreact.

It will be over soon.

There are worse things in life than being broke. Ask this girl.

And this guy.