Jesus statues, wedding dresses and tattoo sleeves: Here’s the craziest stuff on Amazon Australia

AMAZON Australia has finally arrived. Here’s a round-up of the craziest things money can buy on the local site.

Alexis Carey

@carey_alexis

less than 2 min read

December 5, 2017 - 2:51PM

This is not a drill. Picture: Quinn Rooney/Getty

AFTER months of waiting and a few false starts, Amazon Australia has finally arrived.

And so far, it is living up to its reputation as being a supplier of some of the wackiest stuff money can buy.

With millions of items just a few clicks away, we’ve trawled through the site and rounded up a list of some of the craziest items so you don’t have to.

Just in case you were in the market for a mermaid tattoo sleeve ...

COFFEE MAKES ME POOP GUM

For the person who has everything?

$4.95

We’re just going to leave this here...

HOLY FAMILY STATUE

Amen.

$33.99

You can grab a statue of Jesus and family too.

VOMIT BAGS

Handy.

$17.95

A multi-pack of vomit bags is for sale on Amazon Australia.

MERMAID TATTOO SLEEVE

Nothing says “tough guy” like a fake sleeve, right?

$3.99

We weren’t expecting to find a Mermaid Tattoo Sleeve on Amazon.

DAPPER DOG COSTUME

If Fido could do with a style upgrade.

$39.99

You can snap up plenty of dog costumes.

INFLATABLE HOT TUB

Seems risky, but OK ...

$529

And even an inflatable hot tub.

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER

Definitely not PC.

$36.71

Amazon has your Christmas party outfit sorted.

UNICORN MASK

Because we all know unicorns are having a moment.

$27.99

Dress up parties are also taken care of.

DOUSING CHAIN

For the new-age enthusiasts, a Dowsing Feng Shui Smooth Cone Aqua Aura Pendulum Chain.

$44

There’s plenty of “alternative” items on sale.

THE PEE ZORB

“A super absorbent powder that turns your dog’s urine into an easy to clean gel”.

$34.99

And practical pet care items.

‘THE HANGOVER’ BOBBLE HEAD
The ‘Alan’ Talking Bobble Head says memorable phrases such as: “I’m not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school”, “Tigers love pepper … they hate cinnamon” and “There’s a jungle cat in the bathroom!”

$418