This ‘honest trailer’ for Game of Thrones is absolutely hilarious

SERIOUSLY, this “honest trailer” for Game of Thrones season four is the funniest thing we’ve seen all week. It’s also full of spoilers from the earlier seasons, so be careful.

THIS fake Game of Thrones trailer is funnier than the banter between a dwarf and his overpaid sellsword.

If you don’t get that reference, you should probably leave now, because there are spoilers ahead from seasons one, two and three of the fantastic, fantastical HBO fantasy show.

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News_Image_File: This clip is almost as funny as a witty retort from Lady Olenna.

Screen Junkies have released an “honest trailer” for the new Game of Thrones season, and it is essentially too funny to describe.

Let’s just say it won us over completely when it called Jorah Mormont “Lord Friend Zone”.

You can watch the clip here.

News_Rich_Media: Honest GoT Trailer

Of course, that Jorah quip was hardly the only highlight. Here are our five favourite quotes.

• “Full of disturbing imagery like incest, beheadings, attempted child murder, more incest ... And that’s just the first episode!”

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• “Jon Snow, a mopy bastard who doesn’t know anything.”

News_Image_File: See? Mopy. Clueless. They’re so right about him.

• “Ride along on an adventure where any lead character can die, whether you’re Sean Bean, Sean Bean’s wife, Sean Bean’s best friend, Sean Bean’s son, Sean Bean’s daughter-in-law, Sean Bean’s family dogs, or Sean Bean’s unborn grandkid. All men must die who are in any way close to Sean Bean.”

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• “Settle in for a show with so many monologues, HBO will desperately try to keep your attention by any boobs necessary ... Not that I’m complaining. Beeeewwwbs.”

• “Tyrion Lannister, a character who’s so awesome (imp slap!), Peter Dinklage will get every good dwarf role until he dies, or Warwick Davis kills him.”

News_Image_File: Warwick Davis. You know, this guy.