Game of Thrones: The Arya and Gendry climax we’ve been waiting for
Game of Thrones has finally treated fans to something they’ve been waiting for, and now they’re losing it. SPOILERS
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Gearing up for battle against the undead is a daunting task. All that time spent waiting to die.
So that’s where we find our Game of Thrones characters this week, resigning themselves to a brutal fate.
And fans are losing their minds over a scene in the middle of the episode.
LAST SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON EIGHT, EPISODE TWO
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As our soon-to-be-fallen heroes break off into sometimes morose, sometimes inspiring little groups, Arya finally ticks off one more thing on her bucket list.
To be clear, that’s her bucket list, not her kill list. Also, to be clear, because it’ll be relevant in a moment, Arya is 18 years old and Maisie Williams is 22 years old.
After coming across The Hound and Beric Dondarrion and rightly saying that she doesn’t want to spend her last hours with “two miserable old sh**s”, Arya takes off and finds what, or whom, she’s looking for — Gendry.
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She was already thirsting for him big time after their two charged encounters in the blacksmithing workshop and she is ready — the heat from their flirting could probably slay the impending ice zombie invasion.
He’s all sooty and sweaty, and clearly flexing guns, and she looks like she wants to ravage him.
Can we say that we love Arya’s directness. No playing coy for the little assassin. You’d expect nothing less.
It’s a seduction like no other. More like an interrogation, really — Arya grilling Gendry on his sexual history, his half-arsed and unconvincing cries that he didn’t keep count of how many women he’d been with.
Plus he has given her a lovely gift beforehand. There’s nothing like a lovely, shiny, sharp White Walker-killing weapon to really let a girl know she’s special.
Who could deny Arya a taste of lusty human contact on the eve of what she thinks is her last stand?
“We’re probably going to die soon, I ought to know what it’s like before that happens,” she says.
Followed by: “I’m not the Red Woman, take your own bloody pants off.”
Ever the boss, even in bed.
It’s the climax of a relationship set up way back in season two when Arya was disguised as Arry the orphan and Gendry was on the run from King’s Landing.
You could tell, even then, the show was pushing them together, even as it kept them apart for years, probably because Arya (and Williams) still had a little growing up to do.
We always knew these two crazy kids would make it.
Of course the internet has many, many opinions about this amorous interaction.
The world when we saw Arya losing her virginity....#GameofThrones #GOT pic.twitter.com/jwDHzmXOU7
— TMD_Podcast (@TheTMDPodcast) April 22, 2019
Arya is 18, in full control and making a choice. She's having probably the least weird, and most empowering consensual interaction in the whole show. Ever. EVER
— âMikki Kendallâ (@Karnythia) April 22, 2019
Arya writing down the names of the 3 other girls Gendry has been with before banging him #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/A2SCg5p1b4
— Isaura (@IsauraMora1) April 22, 2019
Arya thinking that may be Podrick was the better option for spending last night ð¤§#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/0P4t346TBq
— Doctor Strange ⨠(@Mana_K_Tum_) April 22, 2019
âWell played Arya, well playedâ pic.twitter.com/rAeEPAEEvS
— Rich Campbell (@RichWCampbell) April 22, 2019
When I saw Aryaâs sence #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/wyIIdtoswJ
— Mohamed (@llm7mdz) April 22, 2019
Arya: Iâd like to see what itâs like
— Kahan Vaidya (@kahanyewest) April 22, 2019
Everyone Watching pic.twitter.com/8bpCa9LR9N
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