Kyle blasts Matty J: ‘The guy’s a dick’

SHOCK jock Kyle Sandilands has slammed Bachelor Matty J this morning, declaring that the reality TV star is an “aggro dick” who resembles a cancer patient.

SHOCK jock Kyle Sandilands has slammed Bachelor Matthew ‘Matty J’ Johnson on air this morning, declaring the reality TV star is “a dick” who resembles a cancer patient.

Sandilands said he’d met 30-year-old Matty yesterday and declared that he’s “not that big of a deal,” looks-wise.

“I know you like that sort of ‘got cancer’ look. You know, they look like they’ve got cancer, lost all that weight?” he asked co-host Jackie O on their KIIS radio show.

Sandilands included Bachelor host Osher Gunsberg (who he referred to by his former name Andrew G) in his spray, insisting that he and Johnson look like pre-teen girls.

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“Andrew G (and Matty J — god, they sound like lovers. When they were standing beside each other looking like two pencils on TV last night I though, when did a man looking like an 11-year-old girl become sexy?”

These two, lovers? We’d watch that show.

Not content with eviscerating Matty J’s looks, Sandilands then moved on to the Bachelor star’s personality.

“You can tell the guy’s got no game. And he’s weird, too — he was a little confrontational with some of them. Not in an aggro way; in a dick way. The guy’s a dick, you know what I’m saying? They’ll say something and you could take it one way or another — he’d always take it the negative way. What a dick,” he said.

Looks like an 11-year-old pencil, apparently. Picture: Justin Lloyd.

“When you’re desperate on a TV show, because you can’t get a leg over in real life, it’s weird. He can’t keep a woman, so something’s wrong there.”

Kyle Sandilands on Matty J: ‘What a dick.’

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