Keira got dumped by Richie on The Bachelor after totally dissing his downward dog
THE Bachelor’s Keira dissed Richie’s prowess in a certain area. And it got her dumped immediately.
THE FIRST few dates you have with a potential new love interest are all about building up some chemistry.
For some, that means acting cute and being flirty.
And for Keira on The Bachelor, that means bossing your date around and telling them they have no clue how to do yoga properly.
Last night, the 29-year-old finally got some proper time with Richie and he surprised her with a lovely date doing yoga outside with a private instructor.
They got in their best pair of Kate Hudson Fabletics and rolled out their yoga mats.
Most normal people would use it as an opportunity to bask in each other’s pheromones that have been activated and enhanced by the physical activity.
But Keira’s not that kind of girl. She saw it as an opportunity to assert her dominance and tell Richie how much of a dummy he is.
This meant persistently talking over the instructor for the hour-long session, correcting Richie’s poses and then telling him he was still doing it all wrong.
“You need to think of your body going like THIS ...” she informed Richie knowingly, making a triangle with her hands.
“Seriously all YOU need to be focusing on is your BREATH,” she scolded.
“It’s all about your breath — ‘cause that engages your core and that’s how you get abs,” she later advised him.
Just in case you weren’t aware of Richie’s current stomach situation, kids could skate board up and down the ridges of his abs. He had to stop himself from hastily ripping his shirt off, rubbing baby oil on his torso and yelling, “Take YOUR breath and blow it up your OWN torsooooo”.
Needless to say, Richie didn’t like being told his downward dog was a bit off.
“I know she meant well — but it was hard to find my inner peace,” he said.
And with his chi freshly centred, Richie saw the light and dumped Keira before they even left the retreat.
Namaste, bitches.