Big Brother Australia housemate David gives worst apology to Lisa after claiming her breasts sagged “low”

TALK about an insincere apology. A male Big Brother housemate has given possibly the worst ‘sorry’ ever to a female housemate ... but was it justified?

IS THIS what guys are REALLY like?

The ol’ fishbowl that we know as Big Brother - particularly its gentlemen (we use the term loosely) - have caused a “storm in a D-Cup” after a female housemate caught them rating other female housemate’s bodies.

Last night, 31-year-old David gave an insincere apology to Lisa and palmed blame to the rest of the male housemates after she heard him claim her breasts sagged “low”.

“I’m sorry that you’re upset,” he said to the 29-year-old.

“Boys will be boys when they’re around. I have probably done the wrong thing, but ... I’m not alone ... it wasn’t just me.

“Ive spoken to many of the boys, they don’t think that anything I said in there was ... you know ... anything.”

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“Don’t blame me ... I’m just a guy”. OK, he didn’t say that but he may as well have.

... and wasn’t happy about it.

Lisa overheard the whole thing...

Let’s rewind.

It all started on Sunday night’s episode when the boys of the Big Brother house began a discussion over which housemate had the better boobs.

Talk soon turned to a debate between whose was better; strip club manager Lisa’s or Nanny Katie?

“Kat’s breasts are way better than Lisa’s,” decided 24-year-old Travis.

What the boys didn’t know, though, was that Lisa, and a number of the girls, were in the “secret pamper room”, which allows the women to listen in on the male housemate’s conversations.

But it was hipster David’s comments that really struck a nerve.

“They’re good, but they’re pretty low, aren’t they?” he asked nonchantly.

“They sag a bit,” answered Travis.

“I think Katie’s got the best, they’re real. They’re fantastic,” responded David.

A visibly upset Lisa skolled her glass of bubbles before letting the girls know, “OMG they were just bitching about my breasts.

“It’s mean putting me on show in front of all the boys in the room. I’m onto the fact that’s he’s a little creep.”

Enter the chorus line of support from the girls, including “that’s so mean” and “Dave’s such a d**k”.

Big Brother's Travis Lunardi escaped blame.

“They’re pretty low”. Lisa copped a low blow from the boys.

Yet ironically, no sooner had Lisa started firing verbal barbs at David, social media returned fire at Lisa with the hashtag hypocrite.

So, who’s right? Who’s wrong?

Is it a all a storm in a D-Cup? Or should we be more considerate?

Lisa complained about David talking about her body, yet she insulted his eyes being to close together. #hypocrite #BBAU

— Heather Belle (@xheatherbellex) September 15, 2014

Lisa needs to shut up about #boobgate on Big Brother. Move on girl. #BBAU

— Emma Ashton (@realityraver) September 15, 2014

@TheBBAU Lisa's weakness is she can't build a bridge and get over stuff #boobgate

— Jimmy!! (@JimFM91) September 15, 2014

@BBAU9 Lisa should stop being superficial & being sad over a boob comment. It's pathetic. Be an empowered woman & brush it off! #BBAU

— Nattie Frankenstein (@NatFrankenstein) September 15, 2014

Curiosity always kills the cat Lisa.. Don't eavesdrop! You don't know what you'll hear @BBAU9

— Rob V (@irob_me) September 15, 2014

Though maybe who we should be REALLY worrried about is the viewing public, who as news.com.au reporter Ant Sharwood learned, know very little of the origins of the Big Man himself.

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