Kyle Sandilands spray radio rivals: ‘What a bunch of pansies’
THE KIIS host let rip with a spectacular spray on air this morning after two rival shows refused to let him on their programs.
KYLE Sandilands let rip with a spectacular spray about some of his radio rivals on air this morning.
To celebrate World Peace Day, which is coming up on September 21, the KIIS host decided to try to bury the hatchet with radio personalities he’s clashed with in the past.
However, they weren’t so keen to chat to him.
“I’ve made a lot of enemies in radio land over the years, mainly because I’m superior to all other broadcasters and other people get jealous,” said Kyle.
“We get paid more, we rate more, god they hate us. And then I rub it in their face. I make fun of them and say, ‘you’re s**t and haha and whatever’. A bit childish but that’s what’s happened over the years.
“I’m the cause of most of it, I’ve got to admit ... because I’ll tell a guy he’s nowhere and then laugh in his face.
“What I want to do is I want to reach out to some people that we’ve caused problems with in the past and we’ve had a spat with over the years. I’m gonna ring them up now and try and make some peace with them.”
Kyle started by trying to extend the olive branch to Nova’s Fitzy and Wippa, who he described as “nice guys”.
“Out of all the dickheads in radio these ones are OK,” he said as he called through to their show.
One of Fitzy and Wippa’s producers answered the call and put the KISS duo on hold.
“That’s a burnt staff member that we’ve burnt before, he’s gone over there to work,” said Kyle.
“I know everyone’s producers. They’re nice enough producers it’s just some are piss-weak and some have to go work somewhere else.”
They listened into Fitzy and Wippa’s show as they were on hold, and Kyle wasn’t impressed with what he heard.
“Oh god, how can anyone listen to this,” he said, before the producer came back on the line and said that the Nova duo weren’t available to speak.
“Oh what a bunch of pansies,” said a fired up Kyle.
“Tell that Wippa don’t come up to me in the street arse licking, saying what a great bloke I am. What a bloody bunch of losers.”
The fun continued when Kyle and Jackie O’s newsreader, Brooklyn Ross, told Kyle that Alan Jones had been speaking about him on Seven news last night.
“He was saying how he beats everyone in the ratings and was just having a go ... he said you were a nice bloke,” said the newsreader.
“Look Alan Jones has 250,000 odd listeners and we roll into the 600,000s so he must be using an old calculator,” said Kyle, “Let’s get that Alan Jones clown on the phone”.
Jackie O protested, telling her offsider that he was “too riled up,” but the call went ahead.
“Chuck Alan on will ya?” said Kyle to the 2GB producer who answered the phone.
“He’s on air at the moment sorry,” replied Jones’ producer.
“Yeah so are we,” said Kyle, “How about you at least tell him, you’re not really running the show there”.
Clearly offended by Kyle’s tone, the producer responded with, “OK, here’s something for ya” before hanging up the phone.
“Bad blood with you too huh?” said Kyle.
“I’m not on there telling Alan Jones’ secrets. Am I on TV telling all of Alan Jones’ dirty secrets?”
Jackie O pleaded with Kyle to stop, saying, “Don’t make this worse”.
But he kept going.
“I don’t mind making it worse. You ring up, you extend the olive branch and you’ve got some pissant on the phone ... (who) won’t even tell Alan I’m on.
“Maybe I should get my manager who Alan has down to his farmhouse every now and then for the weekend. He’ll make the call.”
“He’s got the ear does he?” asked Jackie O.
“Well he’s got something Alan likes, I’m not sure what it is,” said Kyle.
The KIIS duo later called Triple M’s Grill Team and made it on air where they wished the hosts a happy World Peace Day for Monday.