‘A shameless pig’: Neighbourhood hunting man who defecated on family’s front lawn
In a bizarre case that’s raising eyebrows and offending nostrils in Melbourne, a notorious “poo-petrator” has been caught causing quite the stink.
In a bizarre case that’s raising eyebrows and offending nostrils in Melbourne, a notorious “poo-petrator” has been caught causing quite the stink after brazenly using a suburban sidewalk as his personal loo.
The cheeky offender, caught on camera and broadcast around Australia by A Current Affair, seems to have mistaken an Oakleigh kerb for a restroom while dressed in what appears to be tradie attire.
Shortly after six in the morning, the man was filmed dropping his pants and unleashing with the passenger door of his van open.
He also left some used wipes behind with his droppings.
Local resident Patricia is particularly pooped after finding the man had left his “gifts” on her property no fewer than 15 times over the past three years.
“He’s just a shameless pig,” she said. “Absolutely no shame.
“I was just gobsmacked, everyone I’ve shown (the video) to has been laughing.”
Exasperated by the serial defecator, Patricia and her neighbours are now plotting to rise at the crack of dawn, forming a poo patrol to catch the man in the act.
They’ve reported the serial soil-er to the police in hopes of wiping away the problem for good.
“If I were you I’d stop, because you’re going to get caught with your pants down,” Patricia said.
Keep your nose to the ground, Oakleigh.