50 Cent’s horrendous first pitch at New York Mets baseball game ‘due to an excessive masturbation’ injury

IT WAS by far the worst pitch of all time. Even worse than John Howard’s woeful attempt at bowling a cricket ball. Now Fiddy has revealed what went wrong.

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 27: Rap artist 50 Cent throws the ceremonial first pitch of a game between the New York Mets and the Pittsburgh Pirates at Citi Field on May 27, 2014 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. Jim McIsaac/Getty Images/AFP == FOR NEWSPAPERS, INTERNET, TELCOS & TELEVISION USE ONLY ==

IT WAS such a woeful throw you’d think 50 Cent was blind.

He might be ... Because of too much masturbation, as the old saying goes.

50 Cent has tried to laugh off his terrible, terrible pitch at a New York Mets game last week by claiming he was hobbled by a, uhhhhhhh, pulled muscle.

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Yes, that just happened. Picture: Getty Images

“I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol,” Fiddy told a Reddit Ask Me Anything forum.

Reddit users flooded the post with hilarious answers, including ‘You’re on the right website’. Picture: Reddit

The lesson for the rap star? Pull the other one, mate ... But don’t hurt yourself.