From sex toys to swimsuits: The weirdest royal wedding souvenirs

AS ROYAL wedding excitement reaches fever pitch, here are some of the most random — and racy — souvenirs out there.

MEGHAN Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding this Saturday is set to be one of the biggest events of the year.

So it’s no surprise then that fans would be keen to remember the occasion with a carefully selected souvenir.

But for every tasteful plate or tea towel, there are just as many mementos that will make you say — but why?

Here are some of the most random — and racy — souvenirs available to commemorate the big day.

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For those perhaps feeling a tad romantic in the lead-up to Harry and Meghan’s wedding, these souvenirs may pique your interest ... or not.

Try on for size these royal wedding-themed condoms “fit for a prince” or commemorative love “rings” (aka sex toys).

Royal wedding fans can buy these Crown Jewels condoms. Picture: AFP/Daniel Sorabji

Also available are matching his and hers ‘love rings’.

SOMETHING FOR THE KITCHEN

For those looking to celebrate Harry and Meghan’s nuptials with a party, these kitchen-themed souvenirs could do the trick.

You can drink Windsor Knot pale ale with your Wedding Rings cereal — all while using a spoon featuring either the bride or groom’s face staring back at you.

Toast the happy couple with Windsor Knot pale ale. Picture: AFP/ Daniel Leal-Olivas

This cereal promises to taste ‘royally good’.

Culinary fans of the royal couple can buy these matching wooden spoons.

CLOTHING AND ACCESSORIES

The soon-to-be-married couple’s faces are featured on pretty much anything — even swimsuits.

Those who maybe feel bitter about not getting a chance to woo Harry can also make their feelings known with a T-shirt.

The perfect wedding outfit for the love-spurned.

And these matching swimsuits could be perfect for those hosting a royal wedding pool party.

Don’t forget to complete the look with appropriate accessories.

BEST (OR WORST) OF THE REST

If you haven’t seen something that piqued your interest yet, don’t despair.

There are also royal wedding thimbles, clocks, dolls and a marching band drum. Because, of course.

Royal wedding thimbles are a thing.

Remember the royal nuptials with dolls of the couple in their wedding attire.

This clock featuring the couple retails for $73.

Give the pair a right royal fanfare with this Meghan and Harry drum.

For those who royally like their puzzles.

This souvenir appears to be jumping on the colouring book trend.

Or re-create the royal wedding with this paper doll set.