Prince Harry’s penis admission reveals wild double standard

Prince Harry’s penis admission reveals a wild double standard, after he also spoke candidly about wife Meghan Markle’s sexy past.

OPINION

Snippets from Prince Harry’s highly anticipated memoir have leaked, and the man discussed his penis but then complained about watching his wife in sex scenes. Hypocrite alert!

I expected plenty from Harry’s book, but I didn’t foresee him describing his penis. Clearly, Harry is living, and no one can shut him up now. You know when you go through a break-up and suddenly post sexy photos on Instagram? And everyone’s like yes, girl! But also are you okay?

Well, that is what it feels like to read snippets of Harry’s book, Spare. He has broken up with the palace and he is pretending he is living his best life, but it might also be his worst life. I mean the man has sunken to clearing up rumours about his penis. Stories that no one has really discussed since his birth but good to bring them back up, I guess! (Pun not intended.)

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on their wedding day — before he decided to ditch the royals and go rogue and write about his penis. Picture: Netflix

In the book Harry writes, “My penis was a matter of public record, and indeed some public curiosity. The press had written about it extensively. There were countless stories in books, and papers (even The New York Times) about Willy and me not being circumcised.

“Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it’s absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you’re not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby.”

Prince Harry and Prince William together in happier times. Picture: Carl de Souza/AFP

Harry doesn’t stop there. He then goes on to share an anecdote about his penis. I can’t even imagine how the royals will react to that. Surely, Fergie is hanging out with the corgies and enjoying a nice glass of wine to celebrate the fact she is now looking like an angel in comparison.

Harry might only be a prince but is an over-sharing king. Picture: Netflix

Anyway, back to Harry’s penis. So, Prince Harry writes about a time when he got “frostnipped” during a trip to Antarctica before William’s wedding to Kate Middleton.

Harry writes: “The pre-wedding dinner was pleasant, jolly, despite Willy visibly suffering from standard groom jitters,” he says.

“I regaled the company with tales of the (South) Pole. Pa was very interested and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frost nipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis.”

This man can’t be stopped! He has fled the palace, and now no penis story is sacred. Anyway, that was all a bit weird, but maybe the real Harry is someone very cool and comfortable discussing sexuality and body parts.

Wrong! He then decides to write about how upset he was after he watched his wife’s Meghan Markle’s sex scenes in the popular show Suits. He made this error when they first started dating and allegedly he hasn’t recovered. I guess, if you are dating an actress, watching the show they’re in is the equivalent of Facebook stalking them and anyone who is in a tagged in their photos.

Look away Harry! Meghan Markle as Rachel Zane and Patrick J. Adams as Michael Ross in a cosy scene from Suits. Picture: Shane Mahood/USA Network

The New York Post reports that Harry writes he made the “mistake of googling and watching some of her love scenes online. I’d witnessed her and a cast mate mauling each other in some sort of office or conference room. I didn’t need to see such things live.”

He also wrote that he needs “electric-shock therapy” to get Markle’s sex scenes out of his head. Yes, the man who wrote about his penis in his own book is fragile about his wife’s past acting sex life.

Love Harry saying it was a mistake to watch Meghan’s sex scenes in Suits in the same book as he talks apparently in fair detail about losing his virginity behind a pub

— Don’t Ask (@42marbles_) January 6, 2023

One of my pet peeves is men acting fragile about their partner’s sexuality that exists outside of them. You know when you date a guy who seems fabulous, and then he asks how many sexual partners you’ve had? And then, for whatever reason, the number you tell him bothers him, and he sulks?

Or perhaps you’ve had the experience of dating a guy that gets grumpy or insecure whenever you mention any past relationship you’ve ever had and ultimately it is just a completely childish response.

Sure, I get that Markle’s sex scenes would be weird to watch but electric shock therapy? Relax. Yes, he has left the royals and is very edgy and LA now, but sex scenes are too much for his little prince heart. Do you think Markle had to calm him down by reminding him it was just pretend? Does he not realise she is a grown woman that has even been married before him? Honestly, I can’t with this man.

Meghan in Suits, pre-Harry. Picture: Nigel Parry/USA Network

Meghan in an intimate scene in Suits. Picture: Getty

Yes, Prince Harry is free to talk about his penis and write extensively about his past relationship with Chelsy Davy and even discuss losing his virginity to an older woman outside of a pub. Still, he needs shock therapy to get over seeing his wife in a sex scene? Yawn.

I could let it go if he was just a conservative guy but clearly he is only conservative when it comes to his wife. It is just boring and gross for a man to act alarmed by his wife’s sexy past as if it is all too much for him to handle. What kind of message is that sending? Well, not a very feminist one. I can tell you that for free.

Harry’s completely game to talk about his penis but gets the ick from Markle’s sexy acting past. He sounds more like an immature soft boy than a grown man.