Magland: what’s in Australian gossip magazines this week

MOST of us have moved on from watching The Wiggles, but for some reason the surprise marriage breakdown within the group has dominated the gossip headlines in mag land this week.

WELL it’s that time of the week again and it’s no surprise The Wiggles marriage breakdown is leading headlines in glossy mags.

We are adults and we no longer watch The Wiggles but for some reason we want to know every single detail of their split.

Did Lachy Wiggle dump Emma Wiggle or the other way around? Did someone have an affair? Will they keep performing together?

It’s confusing that we care and we hate ourselves but whatever. New Idea, hit me with the goss.

The mag reports there is a secret reason behind their shock split that is desperately being kept under wraps — by none other than Wiggles co-founder and original Wiggle, Anthony Field. I bloody knew the Blue Wiggle would be involved in this drama.

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Angie and Brad dominated mags this week.

“Anthony likes to keep all private matters within The Wiggles family,” a source said.

“He will be doing all he can to make sure details about Emma and Lachy’s separation is kept within his circle of trust.

“He would have been well across Emma and Lachy’s plan to go public with their news and he will be heavily involved in their next move.”

Firstly I can’t help but wonder why he hasn’t moved on from The Wiggles, and secondly, what on earth has gone down in Wiggles town to force Anthony into “crisis mode”?

Watch this space.

When your mum makes you get a pic with your estranged cousins.

Overseas now and the “psychotic and vicious” Angelina Jolie is being painted as the devil in her messy divorce with Brad Pitt, after claiming her ex husband has been slack paying child support.

While that court battle plays out, Jennifer Aniston has been seen heading into Pitt’s good mate George Clooney’s Lake Como home for dinner. It was reportedly the first time they have properly hung out together since 2005.

Their friendship is said to have soured all those years ago because Ange forbade it.

A real life pic of Ange without makeup/styling.

“Insiders tell Woman’s Day Jen stepped aside to avoid any awkwardness for George, who was under strict instructions from Ange not to associate with her long-time love rival,” the report said.

Basically Ange summonsed and subsequently subpoenaed every Hollywood actor who has ever accidentally touched Jen and gave them all dossiers and detailed instruction leaflets fit with tips about how to cut someone off and info on Jen’s whereabouts at any given time.

We don’t hear much about Suri Cruise these days and now we know why.

The 12-year-old has been busy being a relationship confidant and love guru to her mother Katie Holmes, who is in a long-term relationship with Jamie Foxx.

“Suri thinks Jamie’s treating her mum badly which of course she hates,” an insider said. “As much as Jamie makes an effort with Suri, she sees the pain he causes when he goes days or weeks without answering her mum’s calls.”

Suri forcing Katie out of the house after Jamie didn’t return her call within 14 minutes.

“Suri’s big wish is to see her mum happy and if she must date again, she’d like her to be with someone who shows her respect.”

I feel like the only advice I gave my mum when I was 12 was to make cookies for dinner.

Celebrity kids are something else. Can’t wait until Stormi grows up.