Katy Perry koala threat: Authorities warn marsupials to stay indoors

PLEASE watch and share this urgent video news bulletin Joe Hildebrand has prepared to warn people of the new global threat that is Katy Perry.

I WAS deeply distressed to learn this week that Katy Perry had declared war on Australian wildlife.

In a deeply chilling video posted by the known extremist organisation “Myer”, the pop starlet instructs her dog: “Let’s go chase some koalas!”

Naturally this was immediately seized upon by animal rights activists on social media as being a call to exterminate our marsupials.

According to reports, one user said the ad condoned “cruelty to koalas” and another asked: “What idiot thought that encouraging dogs to chase koalas was a good idea!”

Soon the offending line had disappeared quicker than a question mark, with a Myer spokesperson declaring: “We are currently removing the material which references koalas.”

But I say that’s not good enough. When will these Hollywood types and their designer dogs stop terrorising our people? Er, and animals?

As a result please watch and share this urgent video news bulletin I have prepared to warn both people and animals of the new global threat that is Katy Perry.

And no, I’m not talking about her new album.