Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s leaked wedding vows (or not)

KIM and Kanye will hold the greatest wedding OF ALL TIME this weekend. Here are their wedding vows. Honest. We DEFINITELY didn’t make them up.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will get married this weekend. Picture: Getty Images

KIMYE make it official this weekend, tying the knot in an extravagant wedding that’s reportedly costing more than $7 million.

Security around the event is super-tight, but here at news.com.au, we’ve managed to get our hands on a copy of the couple’s specially-written wedding vows.

The exorbitant cost of Kimye’s wedding

Honest, we really did. We DEFINITELY didn’t make them up.

Kim and Kanye’s Wedding Vows

Kim: OK, Kanye, so, like, OK, like, so-

Kanye: Kim! Imma let you finish, but Beyonce and Jay Z had some of the best wedding vows of ALL TIME!

Kim: Can I finish? I promise that I will stand by you for the rest of my life, or at least for the next 73 days. Come on, that’s gotta be a record.

I promise to give you plenty more beautiful babies to join North West - East West, South West and yes, even West West. Before long we’ll have a whole GPS of children.

I promise to love you more than all four of my fragrances, which are available now at all good retailers — tell your friends!

Finally, I promise never to turn into my mother … or Bruce Jenner.

We never realised Bruce Jenner had his own waxwork at Madame Tussauds. Go Bruce! Picture: Getty Images

Kanye: Kim, what an honour it is ... for you to be marrying me. I know marriage ain’t always Yeezy, but I stand here today before the eyes of Yeezus to pledge my love for you.

I promise to make every day of our marriage as good as the Bound 2 video. By that I mean we’ll spend our days riding a stationary motorcycle in front of a green screen, you jiggling topless while straddling me backwards. You down?

Remember to live every day like you’re riding a motorcycle backwards, nude.

I swear I’ll be good, not just to you, but your whole family: Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, uh … I wanna say Krusty? Is there a Kerri-Anne?

I promise to never, ever, ever let you release another single.

Finally, Kim, I have one more thing to say: I want prenup! I want prenup, YEAH!