Singer Grimes’ insane ‘fitness routine’ mocked

Kooky singer and sometime Elon Musk girlfriend Grimes ran through a typical day of her fitness routine for fans — and it is WILD.

Grimes may or may not be trolling us all at this point.

The Canadian music artist, who has a storied history with Elon Musk, chose an interesting way to share her training regimen with her fans.

In partnership with Adidas, Grimes — whose real name is Claire Boucher — shared an eclectic image to Instagram which shows her kneeling on a summit rock while looking up to the blue and grey skies as her multi-coloured blonde hair blows ever so graciously in the wind.

In a lengthy caption, Grimes claimed she underwent a procedure that eliminated her ability to even see blue light at all.

“I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression,” Grimes wrote.

Grimes in sunnies — possibly after having her eyeball film removed???

Commenters immediately flocked to the Genesis singer’s post to respond, with one user writing, “The thing is I can’t tell which parts of this are serious and which aren’t,” and another asking, “But are you joining us on Area 51 tho?”

“What did elon do to u,” another inquiring mind asked Grimes.

Additionally, the 31-year-old explained that her training is a “360 approach.” “I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximise the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it’s incredibly visceral,” she said.

Grimes' apparent workout routine raises a lot of questions.

“From that point I spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to “astro-glide” to other dimensions — past, present, and future.”

Grimes continued: “In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout.”

Grimes also went on to discuss more of her unconventional wellness practices.

Grimes (left) and sometime boyfriend Elon Musk (centre). Picture: Robyn Beck/AFP

“I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC’s (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I’ve outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna.

“Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximises vocal proficiency.”

However, the last step in getting fit with Grimes may be the most important. “I got to bed with a humidifier on,” she wrote.

Grimes’ very intense — probably not very true — fitness regime has caused quite the stir on social media:

wow Grimes same??? pic.twitter.com/a5eHGfeweM

— Anna Cafolla (@AnnaCafolla) July 16, 2019

adidas .03 seconds after asking grimes about her training regiment pic.twitter.com/5oFKcnnkAP

— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) July 16, 2019

Me: I'm depressed

Grimes: Have you tried removing part of your eyeball https://t.co/6LdbH7wa55

— Hannah Woodhead (@goodjobliz) July 16, 2019

can I get experimental eye surgery to un-see the Grimes post

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) July 16, 2019

me being left blind after I tried the eye surgery that cures my seasonal depression that grimes told us about pic.twitter.com/d0qYghgOsZ

— gummo (@macaronialien) July 16, 2019

Me after having the top film of my eyeballs replaced with polymer to cure my depression, per Grimes’s suggestion pic.twitter.com/9cYyFihYoX

— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) July 16, 2019

Adidas: Grimes, tell us about your training regimen.

Grimes: pic.twitter.com/f1wY5tX82t

— Taylor (Not Lautner) (@TaylorFBrim) July 16, 2019

Like Grimes, I too do a daily screaming session but it’s mostly because I’m mentally ill

— Sophie (@jil_slander) July 16, 2019

English fashion designer Stella McCartney also shared a different photo of Grimes from her Adidas shoot along with a glowing message to the newest face of the sports apparel brand.

“We are excited to unveil our Adidas by Stella McCartney campaign, as trailblazing artist @Grimes shouts loud for change in our sustainable new collection,” wrote McCarthy.

“Grimes is the perfect embodiment of the Adidas by Stella McCartney core values. She is passionate and outspoken about protecting the planet, and a true trailblazer for pushing creative boundaries and inspiring women to unlock their potential in all aspects of their lives.”

This story originally appeared on Fox News and is republished here with permission.