Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ daughter already has a Twitter parody account

SHE’S less than a week old, but Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ daughter already has a parody Twitter account set up and the tweets are gold.

(FILES) In this May 20, 2014 file photo, Canadian actor Ryan Gosling smiles as he arrives for the screening of the film "Lost River" at the 67th edition of the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, southern France. Hollywood hearthrob Ryan Gosling and his actress girlfriend Eva Mendes are proud parents of a baby daughter, media reports said September 16, 2014. Mendes, who began dating the Canadian actor in 2011, gave birth last Friday, according to US Weekly, which first reported the birth. AFP PHOTO / ALBERTO PIZZOLI / FILES

EVEN though she’s less than a week old, Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling’s daughter already has a Twitter account.

OK, so obviously it’s not the actual baby tweeting, but whoever is behind the parody account has come up with some hilarious lines already. Here are some of our favourites:

GOSLING AND MENDES WELCOME BABY GIRL

When I grow up, I'll be a model, an artist, and a DJ. But my parents will make me spend my summers volunteering. #perfectparents

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014

My Godmother is Emma Stone. DUH. It's not like all the movies she and my dad filmed were for nothing.

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014

I'm already a Goodwill Ambassador for a children's charity benefiting an issue for change. My parents raised me so well.

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014

In the future, I'll date the cutest lead singer of a band that isn't even born yet.

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014

Hey girl, Just wanted to apologize for making my dad the hottest dilf ever. #sorrynotsorry #yourewelcome

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014

I already speak fluent Spanish and French. Might do Japanese. Haven't decided yet.

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014

Brb, play date with North and Blue Ivy

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014

My dad just wrote me a lullaby. It starts with "Hey Girl"

— Ryan Gosling's Baby (@GoslingsBaby) September 16, 2014