No star is safe in Joan Rivers’ vile new book as she attacks half of the women in Hollywood
NO celeb was safe when Joan Rivers released her latest book this week, with the acid-tongued commentator unleashing a tirade of abuse on half the women in Hollywood.
NO celeb was safe when Joan Rivers released her latest book this week, with the acid-tongued commentator unleashing a tirade of abuse on half the women in Hollywood.
But Girls star Lena Dunham who she labelled the “first fat girl naked on the television” copped it more than most.
In a scathing attack on the 28-year-old, Rivers claimed that Dunham often speaks highly of herself to other A-listers and boasts that she has been a pioneer for women in Hollywood.
She also took aim at her weight asking why she is free enough to “have her fat a-- on display,” but not to “have a f---ing salad once in a while?”
The Fashion Police star also said if she sees Dunham’s “a--, boobs or tattoos” again, she wants HBO charged with crimes against humanity.
But the talented actress wasn’t the only victim of the 81-year-old’s vile comments.
Here’s what she had to say about a raft of other women in the book, which is released on July 1.
* Paris Hilton: “It’s all over the news that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy to prevent getting cancer. I think Paris Hilton should … step up to the plate and try to prevent STDs. It would be so easy for her. All she would have to do is have her knees fused together.”
* Kristen Stewart: “Many stars only do one thing well,” Rivers writes. “Of course, the best one-trick pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle directors’ balls.”
* Jennifer Aniston: She has been “dated, been cheated on and dumped” by almost every man in Hollywood, but still looks shocked when it happens again and again.
* Tyra Banks: Rivers called her a “narcissistic loser” who’s “always standing up for herself and her race over perceived slights. For example, she’ll say ‘You just pushed me because I’m black,’” she says. “No, I pushed you because the train was coming right at you, you bulimic twit!”
* Renée Zellweger’s face is pulled so tight she “could whisper in her own ear,”
* Sienna Miller is impossible to buy a gift for, because “what can you buy a woman who has had everyone?”
Rivers also takes aim at Anne Hathaway, Madonna, Adele, Heidi Klum and Meg Ryan. While her comments about Taylor Swift are reportedly so vicious they are “unprintable”.