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Rude runner draws giant penis using Nike running app

THIS isn't a cock up. Woman "draws" a giant penis and vagina on field using a running app and the internet absolutely loves it.

Field of dreams? Maybe for some as one woman creates a giant piece of rude running art. Source: Imgur
Field of dreams? Maybe for some as one woman creates a giant piece of rude running art. Source: Imgur

FOR some, going for a run can be hard work, but one woman has shown some serious balls by running the route of a giant penis and posting it for the internet to see.

Using the Nike + running app, which tracks where you've been and then visually maps it out on-screen, the woman took on a bet from a friend to "draw" a penis the size of an American Football field. The result is a proud 100-yard effort that'd make any schoolboy snigger.

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Members on internet site Reddit went crazy for this arty part generating thousands of upvotes and leading the raunchy runner to up the ante and create a second piece.

The second creation was more feminine in nature which took just 23 minutes to create and must have taken some fancy footwork for its impressive detail.

They say the grass is always greener, but this is certainly more blue than anything. Source: Imgur
They say the grass is always greener, but this is certainly more blue than anything. Source: Imgur

We're not sure how this can be topped but it has given us some motivation to head out for a cheeky jog.

Original URL: https://www.heraldsun.com.au/technology/rude-runner-draws-giant-penis-using-nike-running-app/news-story/35bc0ebcc4f0fd5f7aeff608270a16e5