Ten surprises of EPL season: Aaron Ramsey, hot and cold City, Southampton surprise
THE Premier League is 10 weeks in, and Fox Sports' Adam Peacock has picked 10 things that have caught his eye so far.
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IT's a mad season: we know this.
Among the madness, many a surprise.
Here's 10 of them after the first 10 games of the Barclays Premier League season.
1. THE WELSH WIZARD
Maybe it's just a rule the Premier League will always have. Welsh wizard. Ryan Giggs held the mantle for the best part of two decades, and as age slowed him, Gareth Bale came along.
Then Bale headed of for some paella and a hairstyle competition with Ronaldo, and hey presto, Aaron Ramsay all of a sudden becomes one of the best in the league.
How sudden? His first 148 Arsenal appearances yielded just 10 goals and with it, the oil' inconsistent tag.
The last 19 matches has seen him score 12 times, and he's now got more confidence than Biff Tannen on a racetrack.
2. OLIVIER!
Yeah it is a surprise to see Arsenal five points clear and Ramsay with that Welsh wizard hat on.
But how good has Olivier Giroud been?
The 13 million purchase from Montpellier had the unenviable task of replacing Robin van Persie last season. 17 goals for the campaign was OK, but this season he's slammed home eight times already, plus provided a number of telling assists (like to the Wizard in Dortmund) plus the statistically immeasurable - wonderful link up play.
Kinds helps when you're getting Hyatt-like service, but he's giving more than many thought.
3. SOMETHING ABOUT BAINES
Yes, Manchester United's position of eighth raises eyebrows, but with such a tight title race, it can be fixed with some astute work in January.
But is attention focused where it shouldn't be?
David Moyes' fascination with Leighton Baines seems to be verging on the focus Pat Healy and Ted Stroehmann put on Mary, in Something About Mary.
Which is all well and good, just wipe that off your ear, sorry. Where was … oh, yeah, it's all well and good to want a player like Baines, but LEFT BACK IS NOT THE BIG PROBLEM. Surely energy and money is better off spent in the middle of the park.
And say they do get the flowing locks of Leighton barrelling down the left flank at Old Trafford. Patrice Evra will take it really well and not cause a commotion whatsoever. Just search Evra + South Africa 2010.
2. JFK
It isn't a surprise to see him on this list. The reason he's on it is because it took the Director of Football at Newcastle this long to make a complete arse of himself. Again.
Kinnear got the gig in the off-season and outlined his plans in one of the highest great comedy routines on UK radio's Talksport - which was superbly summed up by the Daily Mirror.
Since then, he's been under the radar a little, until revelations last weekend he inquired about the services of Birmingham's Shane Ferguson. Nifty Shane is on loan at St Andrews. From Newcastle.
What do Newcastle fans think of him? Well, they call him JFK. His middle name isn't Fred.
5. GOING NORTH DOWN SOUTH
Southampton were one bad Artur Boruc bounce away from being second after 10 games.
Sixth will do and nobody outside St Marys Stadium saw this coming.
More organised than a battalion of soldiers with OCD, it is about to get tougher for Mauricio Pochettino's side - Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City and Spurs await before Santa Claus gets here.
You can't argue with the start though - 4 goals conceded! The foundations have been set for an unprecedented season.
6. SERENADING SUAREZ
Go back to the Melbourne Victory friendly.
Made the point that night he looked like a man who had to give up masseuse duties with the Swedish women's volleyball team to attend his Aunty's 70th.
He wanted out, but however Brendan Rodgers chewed his ear off (yyyyyessss, try the veal!) it worked.
Luis loves Liverpool again. Liverpool loves Luis again. What transfer?!?
Wait. A trip to Uruguay awaits next week. Weird things tend to come out of his mouth when home.
Mr Rodgers, ready the pep talk … OK.
7. MARTINEZ, NOT STIRRED OR SHAKEN
Is the true indication of David Moyes not what happens at Manchester United, but what becomes of Everton?
Roberto Martinez was not the universal choice - he'd just seen Wigan relegated - but the way they've started suggests the Spaniard just needed a better bunch of players to show his ability.
one point off second is a great start. It'd be an even better finish.
8. NORWHAT?
Really, 22 million pounds for … what?
Chris Hughton brought in three strikers with pedigree but Norwich has a whole have playing like mutt's.
Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Gary Cooper and Johan Elmander have one goal and six shots BETWEEN THEM!
7m pound Midfielder Leroy Fer has gained most notoriety for his Sportsmanship of the Year Nomination against Cardiff.
Already the goal difference looks like a Uni student's toilet in O-week and you get the feeling bad things are about to happen to the likable Mr Hughton.
9. FALLING FOR THE OL' QPR TRICK
So lemme get this straight - a Premier League club buys everything that moves in an off-season and on paper look fantastic.
Except when they start playing they look as strong as a wet paper bag.
Not even Harry Houdini can save them, and they are duly relegated, poisonous dressing room and all.
So what do not one, but two Premier league clubs do this season?
They see the QPR template of last season, and duly copy most of it - buying over a dozen players each.
Then it goes to pot, both managers get sacked and they are in survival mode by September.
Bravo, Crystal Palace and Sunderland. Bravo.
10. THE DARK SIDE OF THE BLUE MOON
Manchester City …. Whoooo are you, who, who, who, who …
At the moment, we don't know, and it's a bit of a surprise the regular flashes of brilliance haven't been maintained across the opening 10 games.
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