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Woman admits she pooed in a carrier bag so her boyfriend didn’t hear

A woman went to extreme lengths to stop her boyfriend hearing her using the toilet.

Mum Kayleigh took drastic actions to avoid going to the toilet when her new boyfriend was in the next room. Credit: SUPPLIED
Mum Kayleigh took drastic actions to avoid going to the toilet when her new boyfriend was in the next room. Credit: SUPPLIED

A mum revealed how she went to desperate measures to avoid turning off her new boyfriend when she needed the loo.

Kayleigh, 34, was terrified he would refuse to see her again if he heard her doing her business.

So she took the decision to sneak to another part of the house and pooed in a carrier bag.

Kayleigh, who lives in the UK, said: “I didn’t want to run the risk of me being traumatised and embarrassed by my bodily functions.

“This seemed like the best option. It did the trick because he had no idea what I was up to. We were together for nine years after that.”

Kayleigh told The Sun how she was in the very early stages of her new relationship and had gone out for a drink with the guy.

Mum Kayleigh took drastic actions to avoid going to the toilet when her new boyfriend was in the next room. Credit: SUPPLIED
Mum Kayleigh took drastic actions to avoid going to the toilet when her new boyfriend was in the next room. Credit: SUPPLIED

They ended up back at hers where the walls are made from plasterboard and are paper thin.

She was left with a huge dilemma because she feared he would be disgusted if she went to the toilet.

The mum-of-two weighed up her options. She said: “In my house you can hear everything through the walls.

“I thought if I went to the loo he would hear me and think ‘what on earth has just happened’?

“It really wasn’t worth the risk.”

Kayleigh decided the only solution was to use the bag in a brand new and unexpected way.

She said: “I used the bag as a toilet and wiped my bum with a tea towel.

“I threw the whole lot in the bin and the guy was none the wiser. He slept through it all.”

Kayleigh eventually owned up about three years later but was stunned when her partner wasn’t shocked at all.

Kayleigh said she has no regrets and joked the stunt paid off. Credit: SUPPLIED
Kayleigh said she has no regrets and joked the stunt paid off. Credit: SUPPLIED

She said: “He understood why I did it and it wasn’t because I was saving on the water bill.

“I would be flattered personally if someone went to all that bother for me.”

Content creator Kayleigh has spoken about the unbelievable incident on social media.

Her fans have been amazed and are constantly asking for more details about it.

She said: “I doubt that I will ever live it down to be honest.

“When I told a pal that I had got a job working in a zoo she told me that I would be used to bagging up poo.”

Kayleigh has natural 34KK boobs and previously told how she hates wearing a bra whenever she leaves the house.

She catches stares in the playground but doesn’t care.

And in the summer she revealed she was planning to build a blogger fence to stop neighbours catching a glimpse of her sunbathing topless.

This story first appeared in The Sun and has been reproduced with permission.

Originally published as Woman admits she pooed in a carrier bag so her boyfriend didn’t hear

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